Kirstie Alley used to be hot

I admit it.  Celebrities do have it tough in one area.  They’re under tremendous pressure to look good no matter how old they are.  I guess it’s a small price to pay when you’re making $10 million a film.  But even celebrities can fall victim to this pressure and go way out of their ways to remedy the wrinkles or the fat that accumulates over the years.

On the other hand, some celebrities give a nice big F.U. to the public and let themselves go.  But in reality, the ones that do are just human.  Most of us let ourselves go and wind up gaining plenty of weight in our lives.  It’s just that when it happens to a famous person it’s big news.

I should try and find a solid 20 pictures of then and nows for just ordinary people, but for now these 2o celebrity ones will have to do.

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Believe me, I don’t regret the choice I made back in 1997.  That choice was to attend Tulane University.  And I can honestly say without hesitation that it was the best time of my life.  And there will never be a better time of my life for as long as I live.  And I’m OK with that.

However, if there’s one other school I’d have chosen, it very well may be the University of Florida.  Well certainly in the last few years with their athletic program, it’s a logical choice.

But really, it’s this collection of pictures I have gathered from one particular student there that make this sentiment true.

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Click on the photo for more of Silvana

Why good morning ladies and gentlemen.  It’s Wednesday and for me it might as well be any other day of the week because here I am, sitting inside my apartment writing this drivel.  In fact is it even Wednesday?  Actually no, it’s Tuesday morning but I post stamped this article for Wednesday, which is actually today.  I wonder how much space I can waste just typing away here. 

More wasted space at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Many fine pictures of Howard TV Contestants – [COED Magazine]

8 Amazing postcards you need to see – [Holytaco]

Attention grabbing skanks at the Super Bowl -  [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Kid drugged out after a dentist visit – [Totally Crap]

Another hot girl with a very cool job – [Asylum]

Hot photos of celebrity women wearing pigtails – [Manofest]

The Miller one second commercial – [Collegehumor]

The World’s first hotel in an aircraft – [Funtasticus]

A woman with a way above average sized mouth – [Attuworld]

Bike racer seeming to have a little ass trouble – [Flabber]

Emmanuelle Chriqui looking quite hot in jeans – [DJ Mick]

Olivia Munn jumps into a giant pie – [Don Chavez]

Gluttony and strippers star at the Wing Bowl – [Withleather]

This guy just stole your underwear – [Tastybooze]

Ginnifer Goodwin is the crush of the week – [Cuzoogle]

I shouldn’t have trusted that hamster – [Blog of Hilarity]

Click on the photo for more of Jessica Alba

When the hell is Sin City 2 going to come out?  I just can’t imagine an even more busty Jessica Alba in a movie like that.  It would be, dare I say, Uncoached.  Alba is the kind of hot that’s almost not good.  Like uncomfortable hot.  I don’t think I’d ever be able to fart in front of her.  Now that’s a problem.

More non flatulent girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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I’m not really a bumper sticker guy.  It’s not that I don’t enjoy reading other people’s bumper stickers.  It’s just the fact that you’re kind of ruining the appearance of your car if you have one.  And I’d imagine that too many people just slap something up on their cars.

Me?  I’d never do that.  To me, if you’re really gonna take the plunge and put something up on your car, it should at least mean something.  It’s gotta represent who you are in some way, shape, or form.  And personally I think it’s gotta have some humor in it.

Perhaps someday I’ll have a bumper sticker and if I were to have one today, these 15 would be pretty decent choices.

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From Profootball Talk

Following in the footsteps of Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl temporarily changing his name to Steelerstahl prior to the AFC title game against the Baltimore Ravens, the Pitsburgh City Council ceremonially changed the name of the city to “Sixburgh” to commemorate the Steelers’ sixth Super Bowl title, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports.

City officials issued a proclamation praising the football team and the Rooney family for “open, practical and efficient management. The council of the City of Pittsburgh does hearby commend the Rooney family for bringing notoriety to the City of Pittsburgh.”

Come on Mayor!  All you had to do is make it an “e” instead of that “i” and you’d go down as without a doubt the coolest Mayor in the history of the USA.  Well at least in men’s eyes, and that’s really all that matters right?

Not only that, you could have shown the top 5 of these girls to commemorate the celebration.

Well since no one else will say it.  I will.  Congratulations to the city of Sexburgh.

Doesn’t that just sound better?

I’m not even remotely kidding when I say I got goose bumps watching this video.  I’m not sure if that makes me a total loser or just a guy from a generation who realizes how amazing Pro Wrestling was in the 80′s.

Granted I was 5 years old when this happened but I swear to God I can remember it like it was yesterday.  Talk about an influential moment in the history of time.

Hulkamania shaped wrestling into what it is today:  a complete commercial success that totally sucks compared to the days of Piper’s Pit.

From Jaycelle’s Website

Born in Zimbabwe and raised in South Africa, Jaycelle had a unique childhood, with parents who bred endangered wildlife. From age 5 to 18, she attended St. Andrews Private girl’s school in South Africa. Growing up through tough times, she dedicated her life to ballet and dancing, her first passions.

Currently Jaycelle lives in Orlando and apparently enjoys going to Magic games.  She also has a pet cat Mousey.  Could this possibly be the most boring post I’ve ever written?  I’m pretty sure it is.

Better get to the pictures after the jump

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For the record I actually don’t think these guys are tools at all.  No I don’t wear Batman belt bucks or pose in bathtubs with other men, but I just like that their band name is Toybox.

And while I usually think that most bands on Myspace suck, these guys aren’t that bad at all.  Kind of hard rock music.

Toronto fans?  Do you like these guys?