This is easily in the top 5% of biggest douchewhistles I’ve ever had on The Myspace Toolbox.

Congratulations Vinny D!

You suck.

Where does it come from?  What is the fetish for?  Why are so many Caucasian men attracted to Asian women?  And how the hell do I get away with writing this article without stereotyping?  I for one, do not have a fetish for Asian women.  However, if you have 5 males friends all of which are white, I guarantee you that one of those 5 has a fetish for Asian girls.

I don’t know why, but it always happens.  Is it the subservient thing?  The whole, “they take care of their men” thing?  Perhaps it’s the sensual massage gene?  I honestly don’t know what it is and how many more stereotypes I can throw out there, but for all you Asian lovers out there, I’ve selected 20 random pictures that you will most assuredly enjoy.

I just like chicks that are hot.  I don’t care what color or race they are.  They just have to be hot.

To each their own though

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The Greatest Spectacle including all the WWE Superstars! Don’t miss your chance to be part of a milestone event, a quarter-century in the making on Sunday, April 5 at 5:30 p.m. CT at Reliant Stadium! Get your tickets NOW at the Reliant Stadium Box Office!

OK maybe it’s not the greatest spectacle but Wrestlemania has surely always been entertaining.  I think I kind of stopped watching after Wrestlemania X but that doesn’t mean I haven’t followed the results and read the stories all these years.

I can only assume that Mickey Rourke will be the highlight at this year’s event but there certainly have been a fair share of great celebrity moments at Wrestlemania.

Here are 10 worth a mention.

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Click on the photo for more Emily Scott

I’ve actually posted Emily Scott twice on this site.  I gotta say every time I look at her…well, it’s good.  In her latest photoshoot the guys over at Zoo did one hell of a photoshop job.  The girl wears a fishnet shirt and you can’t see her nipples?  Yeah, OK guys.  Still though, she’s fantastic.

For more Scott types check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

A tribute to girls on all fours – [Holytaco]

It’s another edition of hotties in the wild! – [Doubleviking]

Marisa Miller does Cosmopolitan – [Cameltap]

Check out the worlds largest breast implants – [Asylum]

Bud Light Porn ad that didn’t air on Superbowl – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Who would you take:  Christian Bale or Bill O’Reilly? – [EJB]

“Like Clubbing Baby Seals” – [With Leather]

A very new and very sexy picdump – [Attuworld]

The insanely drugged out dentist kid remix – [Flabber]

Ten cinematic Nazis who brim with pure evil – [FHM]

Great moments in 80′s prom photography – [Don Chavez]

10 Tips for taking a nude photo like a pro – [The Bachelor Guy]

The Ultimate Beer Fridge – [Tastybooze]

A very sex banned Go Daddy commercial – [Hot College Girls]

Now this is some serious multitasking – [Gibbs 12]

The girls of Red Alert 3 and Red Alert Uprising – [Gunaxin]

Blow job voiceover artists – [Whipitoutcomedy]

Click on the photo for more Natacha

There are some women in this world that physically don’t make sense.  Natacha Peyre is one of those women.  She just has it.  I don’t know how else to put it.  The body.  The genes.  The sex appeal.  She’s even Swedish damnet.   I have to go to bed.  I’m tired.

More Natacha types at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

There are plenty of female celebrities out there that we know are a handful.  There’s true evidence that these women are problematic, high maintenance, and flat out mean.  If anyone thinks someone like Mariah Carey is a nice woman, think again.  If you want to get with Naomi Campbell, you might want to bring a knife.

But there are some famous women who just seem like they’d be mean.  I don’t have any definitive proof that they are mean people but I just get this vibe that I wouldn’t like them.

Here are 5 Female Celebrities that rub me the wrong way.

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Yes we all knew this and yes we read this a few weeks ago, but I thought I’d reveal the news to you on here because it wasn’t officially declared until today.  Sheyla Hershey has become the largest breast implant surgery recipient in history.  How big you might ask?

She is now a gravity and almost horny defying 38KKK.  I’m not so thrilled about the KKK part but you get the drift here.  Of all the things you could spend money on…..

Well, call Guinness.  I tell ya, I kind of wish I worked for Guinness on a day like today.

From the NY Daily News

 There’s a saying that “everything is bigger in Texas.” Looks like it just might be true. Sheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old Houston, Texas resident, now has the largest breast implants in the world, according to Fox News.  And they’re big – really, really big: size 38KKK.  It took an entire gallon of silicon. “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about,” Hershey told Fox News.

Fox News also reported:

After nine breast enhancement surgeries, the blonde is chock full of silicone.  When she was a 34FFF, American doctors refused to do another surgery on her. 

I mean what can I really say guys.  This woman is my hero.

How the hell do people come up with this stuff?  I’m baffled.  I’m simply baffled.  Sure we’ll just stand here with tasty treats dangling in front of people and they have to effectively mash their faces to get to these treats.

I’m literally speechless from how funny this is.  I’ve officially decided to move to Japan.

I gotta say, the last 15 minutes of my life were incredibly entertaining.  You may be wondering why.  And if not, I don’t care because I intend to tell you.  Trying to find non nude pictures of Heather Vandeven actually required 15 minutes of sifting through the nude stuff to try and pluck off pictures where she actually had clothes on.

Things to note about Heather:  She didn’t start to “develop” until she was 15 years old.  She was Twisty’s “Treat of the Month” in March 2008.  And she was part of Team Penthouse in the Drambuie Pursuit which consisted of teams of 4 racing through the Scottish Highlands.

Now that my friends, would be an excellent reality show.  Is it one already?  Eh, I don’t care.

More of Heather after the jump

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