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I figured we’d start off Monday with a very blond and very wild looking girl.  She’s 24 years old and hails from Chicago.  Other than that she has this very “real” 80′s ish body that I can’t really quite put into words.  But the fact remains that I have no clue who she is.  And that to me is something special.

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The Madness

Bacon makes every website look better – [Holytaco]

Is Jesikah Maximus’s ass kidding me? – [Bustedcoverage]

Tracy Jordan’s Freakout could be the funniest of them all – [Collegehumor]

A collection of girls mooning on Youtube – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Joe Montana explains how to be clutch – [Asylum]

Keeley Hazell is still number one in our hearts – [FHM]

Here are the most eligible bachelorettes – [Attuworld]

The hottest chicks on the web from last week – [Flabber]

A wonderful video of smartcar football – [Nuts]

Best ways to hide your online porn habits – [Lucky Warrior]

More Jessica Burciaga nudeness – [HGOM] (link to NSFW stuff)

By far the best picture of last week – [Don Chavez]

MTV doing more extreme stunt craziness – [The Bachelor Guy]

15 greatest works of light graffiti – [Oddee]

34th reason Floridians are crazy – [Tastybooze]

The greatest H-O-R-S-E shots of all time – [The Angry T]

Serbian game show hosts care about their contestants – [Blog of Hilarity]

I don’t know why I thought of this but I just couldn’t imagine either of these two guys would even be remotely fun.  My question is…who would you rather hang out with?

I’m guessing Bellicheck would be analytical, cocky, and downright boring.  There’s just no way you’d get out of a conversation with him alive.  However, something tells me if the guy had a few in him, he might open up and talk a lot of sh*t about players that piss him off.  That would be amusing.

Weis?  He’d just hord all your dessert.  That’d be no fun.

Keeper Leagues, new leagues, off season signings…it’s the 2009 MLB Season around the corner.  Sadly enough I’m already thinking about who I might be drafting this year in my fantasy league.

How high is Upton gonna go?  Do I take a flier on guys like Dustin Pedroia who one would never think to take higher than the third round yet might prove to be an incredibly valuable component to any roster?

Whatever it is, I’m jacked up.  Plus I’m a Yankees fan so if they don’t win the world series this year, you can expect a lot of suicides around here.

Hope you enjoy the above 2008 season highlight video.

Can we just get over this?  At least I’m over it.  I’m done.  I’ve officially decided that Italian women are the hottest all around women on the planet.  And Claudia De Falchi only supports this argument.   The Brits take the cake in the curves department.  And I’ll say that the Latinas take the cake in the sexy, sultry department.

But when it comes to just ridiculously beautiful and hot, the Italians keep showing up.  And you know what’s so wonderful about Claudia?   I think she’s on some television show and there are like 20 videos of her on youtube showing off her body.  It’s really spectacular.

Seriously, all she does is look hot and shake her boobs.  It’s amazing.

More shaking after the jump

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Ladies and gentlemen.  We have reached the weekend and I’m very excited about it.  Why?  I’m going to go out and get completely hammered tonight.  Haven’t done that in exactly one week.  I truly miss waking up feeling like total ass and not recovering  until Tuesday.  Yeah because that’s what happens after college.  Isn’t that wonderful?

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The Wash

Actually I really love Danielle Lloyd with just a towel – [Holytaco]

The 47 Sexiest SI Models of all time – [COED Magazine]

Heather Brooke Just Swallowed – [Bustedcoverage]

Holly is a lot more than just a girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

Pilot makes porn tape as he flied over San Diego – [Attuworld]

Georgina Verbaan is licking herself through the mirror – [Doubleviking]

We’re warning you, don’t hassle the Hoff – [Totally Crap]

The First time I’ve officially seen Pamela Anderson look ugly – [Celebrity Odor]

Check out this amazing goal – [Nuts]

A girl named London shotgunning a beer – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

The 10 Hottest Female celebrities who got fat – [Manofest]

Is Bree Olson the hottest thing in Porn? – [HGOM]

The Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns – [FHM]

Cookie Monster covers Jay Z – [Blog of Hilarity]

Getting a hot babysitter drunk has its benefits – [Atom]

The electric company safety ad – [Collegehumor]

President Obama eating something that’s very tart – [Flabber]

Group 10 of the hottest female on the planet – [On205th]

The coolest picture of a dog that I’ve ever seen – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more of Nadege

From the guys at COED

22-year-old Nadege Dabrowski of Paris, France is headed your way in 2009. Nadege, who’s already landed modeling gigs with lingerie giant, Fredericks of Hollywood and a slew of French companies and publications, plans on moving to Los Angeles in the coming months to further explore her modeling career

I’m pretty damned excited

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Each time I came over to this guy’s house I’d have to crawl through his window so his roommates wouldn’t know. Once he got off he put clothes back on and kick me out and one time even went so far as to high five me when he came. Wow.

This is just one example of the website I Bang the Worst Dudes (Sorry, Mom).  Essentially it’s this female who may or may not sleep with a bunch of ugly dudes and shares her sexual experiences about these sorry sacks.

I’ve decided to share three that are unbelievable.

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Now I never said the video was good.  This has got to be the gayest monstrosity on the face of the earth.  And when I say gay I almost think that homosexuals would not even be offended that I just used the word gay.

I mean this video is just super fruity.  Still though, this tune kicks.  It really moves doesn’t it?  Admit it.  Even you, guys.  Put this bad boy in your IPod and I guarantee there will be an extra bounce in that step.

Whatever happened to Right Said Fred?

Formerly a nail technician, Alex Curran is one extremely hot English blond.   Currently she’s married to soccer player Steven Gerrard.  In the media she’s described as a “Leading WAG of English Footballers.”   I’d have to say that sentiment rings 100% true.

Curran currently models and writes a column for daily mirror called “Go Shopping with Alex Curran.”  I’d like to do a hell of a lot more than just shop with Mrs. Curran.   Here’s something awesome.

In 2006 Curran was arrested on suspicion of assault after a fight at a Shangri-La restaurant in Liverpool.  Curran actually gets into spats quite often.  Makes for great sex.  Way to go Mr. Gerrard!

More Curran controversy after the jump

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