A while back Playboy was doing some kind of Youtube hottie search.  In all honesty I couldn’t tell you who actually made it to the magazine or not.  What I can say is that this was the best idea Playboy has had in a very long time.

Essentially amateurs would make their own videos expressing why they wanted to be featured on Playboy.  And from showing how flexible they were or showcasing themselves in nothing more than a towel, the videos were at the least, entertaining.

So without further interruption, may I present 10 of the best Playboy Youtube search hotties.

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Every time I hear the word “Bling” I kind of throw up in my mouth a little bit.  I think my brain processes that word and I instantly think of MTV or Cribs or whatever the hell you kids are into these days.   Stop saying Bling.  It’s jewelry ok?  That’s all it is.  It’s friggin jewelry.  And it’s excessive amounts of it.

How difficult is it to say, “watch,” or “necklace?”  We have to transform these materialistic items into something extraordinary?  They have to be called “bling” now?  Just give it a rest.  When someone wears too much bling, just call it wearing too much jewelry.

Now that that is settled,  we can move on to some pictures of excessive bling over the years.  Bling has its roots, and those roots start at one man.

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The gentlemen at COED put it well when mentioning how Valentine’s day for men is just a whole lot of planning and money spending on a woman that you’d normal have sex with for free.  So essentially it’s a day of prostitution for a girl you already own.  At least that’s how I’m going to try and look at it.  Right honey?

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The Wash

Adriana Lima gets dirty for Elle Magazine – [Totally Crap]

Andrea Myrander might be the hottest polish chick ever – [Doubleviking]

Tashia McIntosh looks lovely in a silver bikini – [Gorillamask]

And it’s the Sports Illustrated calender with Bar Rafaeli – [Asylum]

The Saturdays are one awfully hot girl band – [FHM]

A gallery of tourists being douchebags – [Attuworld]

The “What should I eat” chart – [Flabber]

Get a Kama Sutra lesson from the girls at FHM – [Lucky Warrior]

Every curse word from every Sopranos ever – [Spike]

A bunch of cleavage on Grammy Day – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Gisele Bundchen does some modeling – [Don Chavez]

Kids in Mississippi act out Pulp Fiction diner scene – [Gunaxin]

Miracle on the Hudson starring Christian Bale – [The Comedy Feed]

The 15 Craziest Hairstyles – [Oddee]

Christina Cindrich is WAG number 275 – [The Spoiler]

A Toddler hockey fight – [Tastybooze]

Landing on a tropical island with Katy Perry – [Blog of Hilarity]

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You might notice the little copyright sign on the left side of the picture above.  Well, bullocks to that little sign.  Why?  Because we love the guys over at Bullz-Eye!  And they love us damnet.  So I can use their pictures until my little heart gets tired.  You see that’s the power of reciprocal linking people.  It’s called giving credit where credit is due.  All you dumbass bloggers out there who continue to steal stuff, just don’t.  You’re all idots.  Thank you.

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Enjoy the rest of the pictures

And yes, I met my woman on J-Date.  You got a problem with that?

Yes it’s true.  In less than four months your humble narrator is taking the plunge.  I mean if I were reading this site I’d probably think that the author never even had sex let alone is getting married.  Well I guess the first part is going to become true eventually right?

In any event, in case you folks out there ever decide to get married, there’s one part that I just stay away from entirely:  The wedding cake.  I’m not a dessert man myself, so I couldn’t care less what our cake looks like.  Although, I must say it’d be pretty damn fun to throw my little fiancé completely offguard with a specialty cake.

And if I were to do just that, here are 15 cakes that I know she wouldn’t approve of.

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Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for public service announcements that aims to discourage kids from doing drugs. And  I think it’s great when an athlete gets involved and supports initiatives like this.

So when you see Magic Johnson involved it’s awesome.  Seeing him in 1987 with the badass goatee is even cooler.

But watch this video and check out the last 5 seconds.  Don’t you think rather than just giving a kind of pat on the head it’s more of a carress?  Watch it more than once.  It’s pretty damned funny.

For the Brits, they’ve gotten the chance to see Sarah Jayne Dunn play the role of Mandy Richardson on their acclaimed soap opera Hollyoaks. The best part about this whole thing is that Dunn began on the show at the age of 15.  I’m not sure why that’s the best part, but it definitely is.

As far as the rest of Sarah, there isn’t too much to know.   She has an incredible face, really long legs, and probably isn’t your conventional “uncoachable” girl.  Sarah is more the marriage type.  Though I can’t say it wouldn’t be amazing walking down the aisle with her.

What the hell am I talking about?  She may be the Paris Hilton of England for all I know.  Whatever.

Check out those legs after the jump

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Really?

Come on guys.  Really?  This is a real person?

A real live person.  A human being.   A part of the same species that I belong to?

No.  Absolutely not.

I personally think that Married With Children is one of the best sitcoms to ever grace the airwaves.   Not only is it Fox’s longest lasting live-action sitcom (259 episodes), but the show paved the way for the depressed husband genre.  At least that’s my theory.  Whenever I now see any comedy show where a father or husband doesn’t want to do things with his wife, ogles at hot chicks, or anything “male” I think of Al Bundy.

And if there’s one thing that Married With Children was not short on, it was hot chicks.  Never have I seen a show so blatant in its objectification of women to get a rise and laugh out of us dudes.  It’s a true blessing in American television.

Here are 9 great moments in Al Bundy and Hot Chicks

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