It feels like it’s been forever since the whole Duke Lacrosse ordeal.  And don’t get me wrong.  I feel bad for the kids that got involved with that mess.   However, I will say this.  For anyone to think that Lacrosse players don’t drink a hell of a lot and party their asses off, then you must surely be mistaken.

Put it this way, the story of the Duke Lacrosse incident ended in April of 2007.  So we’re nearing on 2 years now where we pretty much haven’t heard a thing on these boys (other than them still being a great Lacrosse team).  Well I’m here to do a little reporting myself.

It would appear that while no attention has been placed on the program’s “festivities,” they’ve been doing plenty of partying on mom, dad, and University’s bill.

Let’s take a look!

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Click on the photo for more Lindsay Kaye

I trust all of you had a pleasant weekend.  Well mine kind of got ruined after seeing the above photo of Lindsay Kaye, but I digress.   I actually had a pleasant time.  Wound up having sex (even though I had to pay for it, technically) on Valentine’s day.   Gave the woman a night to remember and I also learned out to play the bongos.  Nah, the last part was a joke but I liked it.

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The Madness

Nothing removes stains like a cartoon bigot – [Collegehumor]

If Chick flicks were made for guys – [Holytaco]

Some sexy chick Shannon has a great ass – [Bullz-Eye]

Bar Rafaeli and other SI Models partying in Vegas – [Bustedcoverage]

Kellie Pickler makes a case for me to follow country – [Celebrity Odor]

Kinky sex is becoming more commonplace – [Asylum]

Here’s how not to mug someone – [Attuworld]

Gentlemen, meet your ideal girlfriend – [The Bachelor Guy]

Yet another girl with an amazing ass (and legs, and everything) – [Spike]

If UFC Fights were on Mike Tyson’s Punchout – [EJB]

Devon Aoki in a little black dress – [DJ Mick]

Alison Preston should be my new wallpaper – [Don Chavez]

The absolute hottest girls on the web last week – [Flabber]

This might be the worst new bar ever – [Tastybooze]

Bar Rafaeli showing her stuff on Letterman – [Banned in Hollywood]

The 10 Most Bizarre Soft Drinks – [Oddee]

I’d like to be friends with this car – [Blog of Hilarity]

I’m actually a little too young to have seen these guys during their generation but I can’t imagine how much fun it must have been back in that era.  If you don’t know these two it’s Leif Garrett and David Cassidy.

Leif was a big time singer and teen idol before there were teen idols.   The guy actually started his career at 5 years old and eventually turned to drugs.  Now he’s more famous for his mugshots than anything else.

Cassidy is most known for his role on The Partridge Family.  Cassidy too was a big time teen idol in the 70′s.   I have absolutely no clue what this guy does now.

Question is:  During their primes, which of these two would you rather hang out with?

My answer is whoever left the best scraps for his wingman.

I’m not quite sure how I missed this but thanks to my buddy Brendan I’ve now been exposed to the darker side of Chris Berman.  Looks like he reacts poorly to lazy buffoons in the production staff like anyone else would.

I’m also guessing he’s got a handle of Scotch under that desk somewhere.  Can you imagine how much fun it would be to party with this guy?

Back back back back back back….Gone!

So as all you lonely guys out there who are wishing for something romantic today, how about wishing of Argentinian beauty Jesica Cirio?  Her background truly is the kiss of death.  Jesica is an Argentinian model and dancer of Italian descent.

What the hell does that mean exactly?  Well it means she’s hotter than any girl you’ll ever get in your entire life.  Jesica is also the host of a show called “Kubik” which is now officially my favorite show.

So she dances, is Italian and is yet Argentinian as well.  Do I just kill myself now?

More of Jesica after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of Masuimi

Well how do you do Valentine’s Day?  Men, are you ready to shell out your hard earned cash to try and get laid tonight?  And for those of you in relationships who are already have sex on a consistent basis, is this holiday not the biggest waste of time perpetrated by women ever?  And if it wasn’t set forth by a woman, then the man who made it up was obviously set up by a woman.  God help us.

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The Wash

A Q&A with the one and only hottie Erin Andrews – [Extramustard]

Um yeah, I’d definitely like Natalie Martinez to get naked – [Holytaco]

Jessica Gomes likes to get her body painted – [Sublime Blog]

Hottie Jannah Burnham likes to fish – [Bustedcoverage]

The 7 sexiest celebrity stoners – [COED Magazine]

Bar Rafaeli keeps her clothes on?  Say it ain’t so – [Attuworld]

The newest edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Fun times with the Bud Light Porn Guy – [Totally Crap]

Valentine’s PETA hotties with hearts and little clothes – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Miranda Kerr likes to show off the legs – [Celebrity Odor]

The all girl kama sutra video lesson – [FHM] (borderline NSFW)

The Stupidest Vehicles on the planet – [Nuts]

It’s time to dust off your pimp strut – [Atom]

Sheyla Hershey and her reknown boobs – [HGOM]

Check out dorky people in dorky costumes – [Collegehumor]

An excellent collection of random pictures – [Funtasticus]

This here Barbie is a 50-Year-Old Cougar – [Flabber]

Picking apples with Mr. T – [Manofest]

Click on the photo for more Pussycats

A few days back, the Pussycat Dolls were performing in Amsterdam.  Eh, that’s really all I got.  According to one source they were handing out fellatio and full blown sessions for 50 and 150 bucks respectively.  OK they weren’t but it was a nice way to get in an extra sentence.

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We’ve all seen this.  But it’s just a reminder that some people have what it takes to be winners.  Some people actually care.  Some people are so hurt by a regular season loss that they cry.  And some people are so competitive that they make pledges that no one will work harder than they do.

I wonder what guys like Anquan Boldin who bitch about not getting enough passes in a game that took his team to the Superbowl would say to a video like this.

Tebow is the man.

Would you have the balls to go skydiving?  I’ve often contemplated whether or not I’d have the cajones to jump out of a plane thousands of feet up in the air.  I’ve done the whole parasailing thing but that’s quite different.  In parasailing, the chute is already open so you kind of have a bit better sense of safety knowing that if the rope breaks that you’re not going to crash head first into the ground doing 300mph.

But I will say that anyone I’ve talked to who’s actually gone skydiving has given it nothing short of rave reviews.  Apparently it’s a tremendous rush and you’re screaming with excitement the entire time.  I may never develop the strength to jump out of a plane but I’m getting married soon so there, that’s just as crazy.

Enjoy these 15 pictures of skydiving

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