I recently read an article entitled “Why handsome men make bad husbands,” from Psychology today.

Handsome men on average make bad husbands. Men can maximize their reproductive success by pursuing one of two different strategies: Seek a long-term mate, stay with her, and invest in their joint offspring (the “dad” strategy); or seek a large number of short-term mates without investing in any of the resulting offspring (the “cad” strategy). All men may want to pursue the cad strategy; however, their choice of the mating strategy is constrained by female choice.  Men do not get to decide with whom to have sex; women do.

Essentially what this is saying is that the more a man enters the woman’s position of choice, the worse off the marriage becomes.  A handsome man is ultimately put in the hot girl’s position and therefore in a position of power and unrest for the female.

That’s if you read between the lines, which I’m an expert at doing.  However, let us look at it from a beneficial point of view.

Here are 5 reasons why handsome men make great husbands…at least for the superficial and chauvenist side of us.

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Click on the photo for more of Padma

There’s definitely some stuff I hadn’t known about Padma Lakshmi.  She was married to Salman Rushdie who is clearly a bit less attractive than her.  And she’s also host of Top Chef even though she can’t cook at all.  I have no idea whether she can cook but I’d let her roast my meat any day.  Ba dum ching!

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The Tips

13-Year-Old Father, 15-year-old claims it’s his, what? – [Totally Crap]

Iowa State Coach’s daughter Jillian kicks some ass – [Bustedcoverage]

I would definitely bang 65-Year-Old Ivana Trump – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Shan Rae looks very nice sprawled on the beach – [Gorillamask]

Another hot girl with another cool job – [Asylum]

100 Great and stupid moments in soccer – [FHM]

A Bat to the genitals for private Ryan – [Atom]

The top eight movies that will get you laid – [Spike]

A slideshow of very weird and wacky cars – [Nuts]

A bunch of porno movies that are based on video games – [Sublime Blog]

Meet the Japanese Freddie Mercury – [Attuworld]

The hottest reporter ever checks out Graffiti – [Flabber]

It’s time to get Emmanuelle Chriqui her own show – [Celebrity Odor]

Jana Pavelkova is a stunning WAG – [The Spoiler]

Bollywood sex symbols on Youtube – [Gunaxin]

Jackie Mendoza is my Peruvian Princess – [HGOM]

American Idol bikini girl Katrina Darrell does her thing – [Don Chavez]

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It’s been a while since I’ve featured an amateur gal on the PM Portfolio and I’m kind of pissed at myself for not doing so.  Because despite how hot these girls are, you can pretty much find them at your local pub on a Friday night.  And if you get them drunk enough, you might actually have a shot.

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

Notice I put the word “art” in quotations.  Well, do you think a picture of someone taking a dump is art?  I do.  I mean this is clipper art at its finest is it not?  Actually no, it’s not at all.  This is someone who either must have lost a bet or they’re just the biggest loser in the entire world.  Still though, it’s pretty damned funny and pretty damned ballsy.

I always found it intriguing to see some designs people come up with for their ‘doos.  I personally could never do it (unless I lost a serious bet too or was really drunk) but I certainly can laugh and poke fun at these ridiculous cuts.

Here are 10 pretty cool pictures of Haircut “Art”

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By all means am I sentimental for the family of a teenage girl who’s been abducted.  And I’d certainly want whoever did it to have hell to pay for it.  But when the damned girl is taken by a hamster, well then that’s where you gotta draw the line.

I mean out of respect for this girl Molly’s family you’d think the production staff would have gotten this right.

Clean it up Eyewitness News Channel Three.

There seemed to be only 3 pictures of this little vixen all over the entire internet, but I managed to do some digging to find three more.  That’s about all I can offer of Jana Jankulovski, wife of soccer player Marek Jankulovski.

Does that last name Jankulovski sound like some kind of reference to masturbation?  Yes, I believe it does.  I just Jankulovskied this afternoon.  Works for me.

Other than that I can’t say I know too much about our fair Jana other than she’s highly stacked and seems like a lovely mother.  Oh yeah, MILF?  Whatever.

Pics after the jump

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Here’s the deal.  I’m exhausted right now. I have no desire to write, nor do I have the strength to come up with something witty.

And if by now you really think I need to write something about Jimmy $ well then come on.

These pictures tell the story.  You fill in the blanks.

Jimmy balls!

I’m not sure what you guys were doing on Valentine’s Day, but the folks of San Francisco packed it into Justin Herman Plaza to engage in a historic pillow fight.

What I find interesting is that the video above depicts a bunch of young guys with no women around them.  Could this event really be an all out venting forum for those that realized they’d have no chance at getting laid that day?

I think that’s a pretty accurate assessment.

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If you’re looking for videos of hot chicks doing the deed or weird sucking sounds, this probably isn’t the right post.  I mean sure, I have plenty of that stuff at other times on this site, but this is a bit different.  Along the same lines of finding weird pictures using a search term, I decided to take this approach to Youtube.

So for my first “random term Youtube search result” what better a way to start off than using the word “prostitute?”  And believe me, there’s some stuff here that you’d never think comes up.  I personally enjoyed the Prostitute Prank because of the immaturity in me, and also the Prostitute Self Defense class.  I really gotta sign up for that class.  Seems like a real winner.  Ah yes, and don’t miss “The Viagra Defense.”

So without further interruption here are 10 interesting videos as a result of typing “prostitute” into Youtube.

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