Feb 26 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present yet another Keeley Hazell and Rosie Jones clone, Katie Marie Cork. What in the world are the English doing over there? I mean clearly it’s no secret formula. But seriously, are they adding some kind of gene in the mother’s womb that says, “give my daughter abnormally large breasts and a very cute face?” Oh yeah, and a really slim body?
Alright, so surgery takes care of the breasts part, but come on! I just have to move there. At least for a month. The disappointment will come when I see unkempt teeth and one of these girls maybe once on my entire trip. I think they’re all hidden in some house on the hill somewhere.
It’s really getting obscene already. Katie, you are invited to the Uncoached bash which will take place sometime in the summer. Do come, and do wear very little.
More little Katie after the jump
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