Feb 24 2009
Now I’ve seen hottest cheerleader lists. I’ve seen the kind that rate Professional Cheereleaders. I’ve seen the kind that rate movie and TV cheerleaders. Hell even I did one a while back. But in all honesty I’ve never seen a list that simply rates the hottest individual cheerleaders from cinema.
And that is what we do here. Stuff that’s original with some obvious help from the likes of IMDB and other movie sources. And if you’ve written a cheerleader list, I’m more than happy to credit you. But in any event, nothing makes me more pleased than a girl with a bunch of school spirit. That and a great set on her.
So here are, in my opinion, the 15 hottest individual cheerleaders in movies.
Ali Larter in Varsity Blues
You must start this list with the whipped cream bikini. There’s just no other way.
Brooke Langton in The Replacements
She’s like wife material in this movie. I want to hold her hand.
Eliza Dushku in Bring it On
Even though that tattoo isn’t real, it’s very hot.
Jamie Pressley in Not Another Teen Movie
“It’s broughten.” I love when they do their urban dance. Pressley can move.
Kerri Green in Lucas
Old school but come on. Goonies girl deserves a nod.
Carmen Electra in Starsky and Hutch
I was too lazy to find out the blond’s name. OK no I wasn’t. It’s Brande Roderick.
The Ninja Cheerleaders
“3 college cheerleaders use their martial arts know-how to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers.” Best plot ever. Yes it’s a group but I count them as one person.
Kristy Swanson Buffy The Vampire Slayer
“How funky is your chicken, how funky is your chicken, how loose is your goose, how loose is your goose?”
Marla Sokoloff in Sugar and Spice
A little too dainty for me but I know a lot of dudes dig Marla.
Paula Garces in Man of the House
Tommy Lee Jones must have loved making this movie. Milian also looked great but she’s on this list anyway.
Kate Mara in We Are Marshall
I hope Kate makes it to the big time. She’s a cutie.
Christina Milian in Love Don’t Cost a Thing
I’m a huge fan of Milian. So cute. So little. So lovely.
Uma Thurman in Johnny be Good
Uma was a serious hottie in this movie. She’s very up and down in my opinion. You see her naked in Adventures of Baron Munchausen, which is cool.
Mena Suvari in American Beauty
Admit it guys. Suvari isn’t all that attractive these days, but she definitely had something to her in this movie.
Bambi Woods in Debbie Does Dallas
Oh come on! I had to put this one in there.
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