Feb 23 2009
My Picks for the Top Ten Hottest (Natural) Redhead Celebrities
We know the term as “fire crotch.” And it’s a rare thing when you can actually meet a redhead that’s extremely attractive. It’s very much like finding plutonium by accident. But in all sincerity, redheads are just a different breed. I have a little theory on redheads and bare with me if you can.
Have you ever met a natural redhead that wasn’t “off” in some way? Male or female. I’m telling you man, it’s weird. Every single natural redhead I’ve ever met was kind of crazy in some way. I simply don’t understand it. Go back to your history and see if you agree. Um, so that’s my theory.
In any event, you take the psycho factor, add the hot factor and poof, you’ve got yourself one hell of a woman. So here are my picks for the top ten hottest natural redheaded celebrities.
*P.S. This list sucks because of a shortage of well…hot redheads. I probably should have included the porn industry. But these 10 will do.
Isla Fisher
She’s got that cute charm to her but if she’s anything like her Wedding Crashers character I’m sure Sascha Cohen is in for the ride of his life.
Angie Everhart
She will always remain my favorite redhead in the history of the planet.
Lindsay Lohan
I could do without the freckles but her chest more than makes up for it.
Christina Cindrich
She’s an up and comer but she’s got red hair, and she’s bound to be famous sooner or later.
Danneel Harris
Wow is this chick good looking.
Kate Walsh
I had to hand it to her. She’s more of a girl’s girl than a guy’s girl but I definitely wouldn’t throw her out of the sack.
Christina Hendricks
Busty.
Geri Halliwell
Psycho and I love it.
Kate Mara
Such a sweetheart. I’m surprised she’s not a bigger star by now. Maybe studios don’t like her.
Laura Prepon
Admit it, there’s something about her.
*Honorable Mention to Melinda Clark and Julianne More,
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wow, that is unfair. you wouldn’t say “hey all black people are crazy, it’s weird.” or “it’s rare when you find an attractive asian person” but you can say that about redheads? maybe if you meet any that you think are weird it’s because they’ve had to put up with comments like that all their lives.
How about the original hot redhead Cassandra Peterson
aka Elvira mistress of the night??? Hot, kinky, funny and iconic
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My first love was a super hot redhead and since then I’m ADDICTED to (beautiful) redheads! I can’t say i’ve found them crazy but definitely on the passionate or dramatic side.
My favs are Marcia Cross, Cintia Dixon, Lily Cole, Karen Elson, Marg H., Angie Dickinson, Julianne Moore, the redhead from the movie Perfume, Nicole Kidman. The sad thing about redheads is there just isn’t enough….but then maybe they wouldn’t be so special.
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Sounds a bit racist.
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How could you neglect to include Angelica Bridges in your hottest redheads list???
Laura Prepon is actually a natural brunette. Still hot though.
Christina Hendricks is hot hot hot, but sorry to tell you she is a bottle redhead. I suspect Geri Halliwell is bottle red as well.
April Bowly and Renee Olstead FTW
You call this list “natural” redheads?! Some of the people on your list definitely do not have a “fire crotch.” Do your homework before posting.
I like how these are supposed to be NATURAL redheads and Christina Hendricks sure as hell isn’t a nautural redhead. Christina Hendricks even ‘said it herself’ that she in fact dies her hair red and that her NATURAL hair color is dirty blonde.