Feb 20 2009
I know that the magazine US Weekly has a segment called “Celebrities: They’re just like us!” In fact I stole that line for my athletes like us section. And while celebrities make poops, vomit, go shopping, even steal like the rest of us, they don’t really drive like the rest of us. They seem to drive way better than the rest of us.
And why the hell not? If you’re making $10 Million a film you can probably afford 1/100 of that for a nice vehicle or even a lease. Must be nice to have a gorgeous car and drive it like once a year.
The rest of the time you are hob nobbing it up with your other celebrity friends. I couldn’t be more jealous if I tried.
Here are some celebrities and their rides.
Pamela Anderson and Her Jaguar XF
If you look hard enough you can see the “love” stains.
Victoria Beckham and her Bentley Continental GTC
She also drives a Porsche 911, Cadillac Escalade, Lamborghini Murcielago. She’s also thrown up in every single one of these cars.
Kim Kardashian and her Bentley Continental GTC
She also drives a Range Rover, Bentley Continental Flying Spur. I think Ray Ray is in the trunk of the Rover just in case Reggie Bush doesn’t work out.
Paris Hilton’s Bentley Continental GT
I’m going to vomit. I hope they at least shoot a porn video in this car.
John Lithgow and his BMW 750Li
Lithgow also drives spaceships.
Jeremy Piven and his BMW Hydrogen 7
Word is he also drives a car that runs on Mercury fuel.
Playmate Jayde Nicole and her Cadillac CTS
Shouldn’t she be draped over the hood with no clothes on?
Sylvester Stallone and his Ferrari 612 Scaglietti
He also drives a Volkswagen Phaeton. I also hear he drives a used Dolph Lundgren.
Seal and his Ferrari F430 Spyder
Insert Heidi Klum joke here
Celine Dion and her Mercedes Benz S550
Again, I think I’m going to vomit
Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Saab 9-3 Convertible
She can hardly wait!
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