I’ve avoided watching The Bad Girls Club for a myriad of reasons.  The main one is that I’m 100% sure it would make my penis much smaller.  And given what it looks like now, it would be nearly impossible for my women to experience any amount of feeling during fun time.  So to save my relationship I’m going to keep not watching the show.

However, if I ever were to pick it up in my daily regimen, Sarah Michaels would certainly be one of if not the biggest reasons I would start watching.   If you look at her profile page there’s one sentence that really shoots out at me: “Sarah is a recent divorcee who wants to make up for lost time.”

I mean that really says it all doesn’t it?  I don’t have to get dirty to interpret that meaning.  I think the imagination takes care of it.  And what a trooper getting naked for Playboy huh?  What a woman.

More of Sarah after the jump