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Feb 19 2009

6 Classic Masturbation Scenes in Comedy Movies

Published by at 4:20 am under Movies


Oh what can I say about masturbation?  It’s by far one of the most important things in my life.  And there’s just so much you can do with it isn’t there?  I mean you can be serious about it, laugh about it, even cry about it.  And I think that laughing definitely ranks up there in terms of uses for the topic of masturbation.

And some movies out there really capture that laughter quite well.  There’s just something amazing about the topic of getting caught masturbating, the actual act of masturbating and even the shameful aftermath of masturbating.

Here are 6 classic masturbation scenes in comedy movies.

American Beauty

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the time “saying hi to my monster” before.  It’s probably because I’d never call my piece a monster.  More like a little tiny pet.  Nevertheless, this was an amazing way to start a movie.

American Pie

This is the scene following the scene

Did I say that American Beauty’s scene was a great way to start a movie?  Perhaps no better a beginning to a movie than when Jim is caught trying to jerk off to scrambled TV.  That or the actual pie scene.  I can’t decide which scene is better.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

“Oh mama.  Oh mama. Oh mama.  Classic.  The moment is at minute 7:08 of this video

40 Year Old Virgin


Set to the music of Lionel Richie, this scene will go down as one of the best masturbation, or should I say non masturbation scenes in movie history.   By the way, The Office is actually starting to get good again.  Unfortunately I couldn’t find the video.

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

“Hi Brad.  You always knew how cute I thought you were.”  What a great scene.  Especially the fact that Brad is still in his pirate’s uniform.  “Doesn’t anybody F*cking knock?”  You didn’t think I could show the whole video did you?

Something About Mary

It wasn’t so much the actual masturbation scene as it was the results of the masturbation scene.  I’m not the biggest fan of Cameron Diaz, but I must hand it to her for allowing this all to happen.

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