Feb 18 2009
You’d be surprised how many baseball movies there are out there.Â And in all honesty most of them are pretty crappy.Â I think one of the main reasons is that they don’t seem to capture the “whole” picture.Â There may be a couple of flashy players that are entertaining.Â Perhaps a hot girl enters the mix.
But if you want a great movie.Â You need all the characters including the coach.Â One of my favorite baseball movies, Major League, was on yesterday.Â I couldn’t help but to realize how amazing Lou Brown was.Â When you think about it, it’s pretty easy to just toss in a coach into any movie, let alone one about our favorite past time.Â So when you can easily identify with and understand how awesome the coach is, it makes a baseball movie that much better.
Here are my picks for the five best fictional movie baseball coaches.
*This is gonna leave out your Jim Morris and Billy Gleason types (from The Rookie and Eight Men Out).
Lou Brown – Major League
From the very beginning of the movie you have to love Lou Brown.Â “I got a guy with some white walls on the other line.”Â He’s just all man.Â When he pisses on Dorn’s contract you know that Brown is a force to be reckoned with. “Don’t give me this OlÃ© bullsh*t!”Â And then at the end when he tells Ricky “You’re my man kid, go get him,” it’s golden.Â Â “Every time you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 pushups.”Â The quotes are endless.
Pop Fisher – The Natural
Couldn’t get a picture from the movie
To me nothing emulates the old school baseball coach more than Pop Fisher.Â Wilford Brimley was the perfect fit for this role.Â Chubby, sort of mean, and definitely angry at the world.Â But the best part is that you know this guy would give his life up for the game.Â “I should have been a farmer Red.”Â I had goose bumps when he said “and you’re the best god damned hitter I ever saw.Â Suit up.” And I still get goose bumps even thinking about it.
Jimmy Dugan – League of Their Own
Ex Ballplayer.Â Total Drunk.Â Hates female ballplayers.Â What a great background to Tom Hanks’ character in League of their Own.Â Personally I think this was the last 100% comedy role for Hanks.Â When he threw the mitt and hit that little kid’s face, I laughed my ass off. Â I mean the first scene with him pissing is priceless. But, you know throughout the entire movie that he’s a fierce competitor and loves the game.
Morris Buttermaker – Bad News Bears
Perhaps the most classic of all grumpy coaches is Walter Matthau’s character in Bad News Bears.Â From his wacky relationship to Tatum O’Neal to his constant verbal abuse of children, he’s incredible.Â But even this broken down ex ballplayer cares about these children.Â He eventually turns a corner and realizes the game is all about fun, and not necessarily winning, at least at the kids level.
Mike Leak – The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training
I mean when he had one of his players give the Houston Astros owners a “fresh beer” you know he’s showing some serious dedication.Â Plus he coined the phrase “Let them play!Â Let them play!”
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