Feb 18 2009
The Best Quote About This Site EVER

From time to time when a site as amazing and popular as this one is seen, there are always a few people who just might get pissed off. I mean call me crazy but I just never knew that this site didn’t appeal to every single person on this planet.
But if you’re gonna try and reach the masses, you know you’re going to ruffle some feathers. And with all the feathers I’ve ruffled I can tell you this: I’m 100% sure that every person that’s ever submitted a nasty comment on this site has more than likely been a complete loser and has never, not once, staked their claim in this world or contributed anything meaningful to society.
That or they have to be ugly, and if not ugly, then wear really tight shirts, grease their hair back, have too many earrings and be from Staten Island, Brooklyn, or Queens. Also use tons of commas in sentences that aren’t even complete.
But I just want to give props to what I think is the best comment I’ve received thus far:
After an article reached the front page of a popular site:
Uncoached has to be the worst blog spam to keep showing up day after day on the front page. It’s the most piss poor compilation of whatever can hold his remaining brain cells miniscule attention. The articles are crap. The editorials are crap. The design is crap. I can just imagine this man wallowing in his own dried semen trying to find the funniest keg stand pictures to go next to this years hornets cheerleaders.
My response:
That last sentence is 100% true but you missed an apostrophe in “years.”
Man would I love to meet the guy who wrote this comment. My guess is that he looked very similar to this person.

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i love this site. it is for sure one of those yo bro look how jacked and tanned i am.
haha great comment
i like this blog very much, it gives me the daily dose of boobs at work, keep up the good work dawg!
i love your website and think it is very funny but everyone’s got an opnion, you’re kinda just stooping to his level by calling him ugly or from staten island. That’s just mean. I mean it’s bad enough the guy has to live in the worst NY boro but then you kick him when he’s down.
Mad props though.
i’m williing to bet your admirer is one of your past myspace toolbox winners…..just a guess….keep up the good work.
Whoa, Don’t knock NY that fast, that fag aint from here, we love uncoached