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Feb 12 2009

She’s Uncoachable: About as Genetically Gifted One Could Get, Argentinian Model Luciana Salazar

Published by at 9:30 am under She's Uncoachable

Luciana Salazar

From Wikipedia

Luciana Salazar began as a model when as a 4 year old she recorded her first television commercial. In her adolescence she began to work as a model in Buenos Aires and began to take classes of dance and song. Then she charged to fame with her appearance as an actress in the comedy show “Poné a Francella”. Though the political fact that she was a niece of Argentine singer and then governor, Palito Ortega helped her into the acting world, it was by her own conditions that she began a successful career. Given her exuberant figure, she began to star in different street theatre works, such as “Pijamas” becoming one of the leading media figures in Argentina

In other news I’d like to point out that I’m not particularly impressed with Salazar’s face.  And clearly you can see that’s not really the reason she’s on this site.  She’s up here because women with that frame simply do not carry that kind of weight up there.  It’s truly a genetic miracle to be able to go through a surgery like that and not explode.

Also, and call me crazy.  For some reason she just seems like she’s got a guy’s metabolism.  Like I’ll bet this woman can eat whatever she wants and won’t gain a pound.  In other words, Salazar is every woman’s worst enemy.

Pictures of those balloons after the jump

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