Feb 10 2009
And yes, I met my woman on J-Date. You got a problem with that?
Yes it’s true. In less than four months your humble narrator is taking the plunge. I mean if I were reading this site I’d probably think that the author never even had sex let alone is getting married. Well I guess the first part is going to become true eventually right?
In any event, in case you folks out there ever decide to get married, there’s one part that I just stay away from entirely: The wedding cake. I’m not a dessert man myself, so I couldn’t care less what our cake looks like. Although, I must say it’d be pretty damn fun to throw my little fiancé completely offguard with a specialty cake.
And if I were to do just that, here are 15 cakes that I know she wouldn’t approve of.
By the way, the “Happy Birthday Emma” one is there on purpose. I mean imagine I gave my wife a wedding cake with Tom Selleck on it (or it could be Von Kaiser from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out) that says “Happy Birthday Emma.” Pretty ballsy I’d say.
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