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Feb 06 2009

This Might be the Best Site Ever: Sorry, Mom

Published by at 12:00 pm under Oddly Enough

Dudes

Each time I came over to this guy’s house I’d have to crawl through his window so his roommates wouldn’t know. Once he got off he put clothes back on and kick me out and one time even went so far as to high five me when he came. Wow.

This is just one example of the website I Bang the Worst Dudes (Sorry, Mom).  Essentially it’s this female who may or may not sleep with a bunch of ugly dudes and shares her sexual experiences about these sorry sacks.

I’ve decided to share three that are unbelievable.

Mom

This guy slept with the majority of the girls in his hometown despite that fact that he was always getting fired, blacking out, spitting in friends’ mouths, sleeping in his car, making out with boys, spreading the drip and denying his behavior. I slept with him for years because at the time I was a bit wreckless. Someone actually married him, go figure.

mom

Really nice guy, but he lived with his parents at the time, which left him feeling mysteriously like mold.

Mom

This pint sized dude tried to seduce me by showing me he could do a rubix cube and card tricks. It eventually worked, but he was like a jack rabbit. I still get random text messages (despite me having a boyfriend and him knowing that) at 2:30 am…”Hey, come over.” No thanks.





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