Yes we all knew this and yes we read this a few weeks ago, but I thought I’d reveal the news to you on here because it wasn’t officially declared until today.  Sheyla Hershey has become the largest breast implant surgery recipient in history.  How big you might ask?

She is now a gravity and almost horny defying 38KKK.  I’m not so thrilled about the KKK part but you get the drift here.  Of all the things you could spend money on…..

Well, call Guinness.  I tell ya, I kind of wish I worked for Guinness on a day like today.

From the NY Daily News

 There’s a saying that “everything is bigger in Texas.” Looks like it just might be true. Sheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old Houston, Texas resident, now has the largest breast implants in the world, according to Fox News.  And they’re big - really, really big: size 38KKK.  It took an entire gallon of silicon. “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about,” Hershey told Fox News.

Fox News also reported:

After nine breast enhancement surgeries, the blonde is chock full of silicone.  When she was a 34FFF, American doctors refused to do another surgery on her. 

I mean what can I really say guys.  This woman is my hero.

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