Feb 03 2009
From Profootball Talk
Following in the footsteps of Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl temporarily changing his name to Steelerstahl prior to the AFC title game against the Baltimore Ravens, the Pitsburgh City Council ceremonially changed the name of the city to “Sixburgh” to commemorate the Steelers’ sixth Super Bowl title,.
City officials issued a proclamation praising the football team and the Rooney family for “open, practical and efficient management. The council of the City of Pittsburgh does hearby commend the Rooney family for bringing notoriety to the City of Pittsburgh.”
Come on Mayor! All you had to do is make it an “e” instead of that “i” and you’d go down as without a doubt the coolest Mayor in the history of the USA. Well at least in men’s eyes, and that’s really all that matters right?
Not only that, you could have shown the top 5 of these girls to commemorate the celebration.
Well since no one else will say it. I will. Congratulations to the city of Sexburgh.
Doesn’t that just sound better?
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