Feb 02 2009
20 of the Hottest Maxim Hometown Hotties of 2004
I just want you guys to know the work that goes into putting together an article like this. The fact that I’ve spent the last hour putting this damned thing together leads me to two conclusions about myself. Number One: I have no life.
Number Two: I have no life and I absolutely love it. I mean think about it. Most of you are in offices right now and are lucky to not have this site blocked. While you’re answering to your boss, I’m sitting at home masturbating, eating pop tarts and going to the gym. Is this not the life a male should lead?
Not having a life is the best life possible. So enjoy these 20 hot chicks. Thanks.
Maggy from Coventry Connecticut
Elizabeth from Salisbury, Maryland
Heidi from Wichita, Kansas
Stacy from Vandergrift, Pennsylvania
Kimberly from Austin, Texas
Mariah from Los Angeles, California
Ella from Billings, Montana
Cece from Chicago Illinois
Ursula from Fairfax, Virginia
Amber from Bellevue, Washington
J From Upland, California
Naomi from Reno Nevada
Autumn from Windsor, Connecticut
Heather from Potomac, Maryland
Stacy from Opp, Alabama
Johanna from Orlando, Florida
Sonia From Phoenix, Arizona
Natalie from Little River, South Carolina
Brittany from Acworth, Georgia
Denise from Chicago, Illinois
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