Here’s what I love about Christina Dieckmann.  The woman was in the Miss Venezuela contest in 1997 at the age of 20, and now I can’t find any information about her anywhere.  However, I can find pictures.  And those pictures are amazing.

Plus the fact that she’s now almost 32-years-old means that she’s got another 12 years of life experience since her entrance into Miss World.   So that would mean on our first date she and I would more than likely skip the small talk and just let our inner most desires come to the table.

That and I just woke up.  But still, it was a wonderful dream and I’m a dreamer baby.  Dreams do come true. Right Christina?

More of her Dieckmann’s after the jump

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Well people, the weekend is underway.  And other than the fact that I’m home alone with the chance to masturbate in an unlimited fashion, life is pretty much the same.  But I can tell you this:  I am going to be exhausted by the time Sunday night roles around.  Boy you better believe it.

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The Wash

Aline Nakashima is a lethal combo:  Brazilian and Japanese – [Sublime Blog]

The latest edition of Hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Mardi Gras quickly leading to rearranged faces – [Bustedcoverage]

The butt crack chainsaw – [COED Magazine]

Autistic Erotica:  Love by the numbers – [Holy Taco]

Kim Kardashian in some pedicure porn – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Natasha Henstridge still hot and showing cleavage – [Celebrity Odor]

Can someone please give this Sarah girl attention? – [HGOM]

OK what kind of ass sniffing is this? – [Flabber]

Katy Perry shows you where it goes – [Attuworld]

If Tokyo were paved with grass – [Nuts]

Jennifer Ellison is just sexy, period – [Funtasticus]

The 50 hottest photos of twins – [Manofest]

Roselyn Sanchez will cheer on Puerto Rico in the WBC – [Extra Mustard]

Sabrina Rojas is a Latin smokeshow – [On205th]

Another Disney hottie trying to become a bad girl – [Flisted]

A very humorous take on evolution – [Gunaxin]

Child friendly adult entertainment – [Totally Crap]

I’m always up for a good forklift smash video – [EJB]

Click on the photo to view these two in lingerie

It’s both nice and painful to see two women of this caliber posing next to each other in lingerie.  Nice because well…it’s always awesome to see chicks in lingerie.  Painful because it’s Maxim magazine and you know there’s zero chance they’ll be doing things you wouldn’t tell your mom about.

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

It’s yet another Friday and once again there is no rhyme, no reason, and no method to the selection of the pictures you are about to see.  Just know that despite the randomness of them, much time goes into the selection of these photos.  If you didn’t get to see last week’s, here they are.

It’s kind of a combination of “what is really weird, yet somehow tasteful, yet somehow the people that view these pictures will remember these pictures for at least the next 24 hours.”  That and I hope some of you use them on your own sites.

So from old Asian women doing Myspace Toolbox poses to what might possibly be the most disturbing guy in the entire world, (I’m sure you’ll be able to pick him out), enjoy these random 15 photos

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As happy as I am and as happy as I think the male population is that Britney Spears has managed to transform herself back into being extremely hot, we must still look to the past to find our clues to the future.

And if you guys ever want to get a glimpse into who Ms. Spears is, this video is probably the way to go.  No matter how hot this chick gets, the core of her being is in these three minutes.

Oh man.

I think the guys at Holytaco described Carla best when they said:

Carla Ossa is a Columbian model who does a lot of parading around in swimsuits and bikinis. That’s about all anyone knows about her.

I believe that sums it up pretty well fellas.  Though I will say one more thing.  Carla has a face that’s frustratingly perfect.  Like it’s so good that I’d probably cut my fingers way too many times while preparing her dinner because I couldn’t stop staring at her.

And yes, I’d be preparing her dinner because that face would own me and I’d do whatever she asked.

More of Carla after the jump

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Our subject is on the left

I’m not going to do a shred of work on this post.  Jesse Italia has taken care of everything.  Thanks buddy!

I’ve decided to simply copy and past three pictures of Jesse’s and will add the exact same commentary that he has in his Toolbox Profile.

Please enjoy

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I keep finding myself writing articles that begin with “yet another Greek goddess.”  So why not just let it all hang out with 15 of these ridiculously hot women?  I mean you guys know how I feel about the Italians.  And if you don’t you should know they are my top of the top.  A very close second would be my Latinas.

However, I can’t deny that the Greeks are most certainly in the running here.  I think I said something like Italians had the best combo of sex appeal and looks.  The Latina crowd was more favored towards sex appeal.  And I believe I once said that Greeks were simply gorgeous.

Well after looking at this crop of women, I must say, the Greeks are catching up in sex appeal, looks, marriage material, making me want to kill myself, you name it.

Here are 15 Greek women you should be bookmarking

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I’ve brought you a groin shot article in the past.  But let’s move on from there.  Let’s take it to another level.  It’s one thing to see a guy get severely plowed where it counts in a picture.  It’s another to see it in live motion.

Instead of agonizing about what these guys went through from a still shot, let’s see them moving in pain.  Let’s watch that actual blow.  Let’s try and feel what they’re feeling.

Or you can skip this entire article because you might want to puke when you’re done with it.

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