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And I thought I came up with some interesting material.  Congrats to my buddy over at Manofest for compiling a list of female celebrities who kind of look like advertising mascots.  At first I was skeptical but then I looked at the chest of Cindy Margolis so I instantly fell at ease with myself for about 3 minutes in the shower.

For more girls to put you at ease check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

You would know Anna’s pregnant with that bikini on – [Bustedcoverage]

Hotties in the wild!  Hotties in the wild! – [Doubleviking]

The most embarrassing porn on set moments – [Spike]

A pictorial history of Dolly Parton’s cleavage – [Asylum]

Stephanie Marshall gave me the finger – [Gorillamask]

Unknown hottie of the day is a stunner:  K.D. Ballin – [Flisted]

Own your own Obama rookie card! – [The Bachelor Guy]

Watch Brooke Hogan’s legs go rollerblading – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

The most useless superheroes you could imagine – [Flabber]

One of the best one punch knockouts ever – [Attuworld]

The weirdest picture of a shark that I’ve ever seen – [Nuts]

10 Animals with human faces – [Oddee]

Moushumi Gogoi does Maxim, and does my pants in – [DJ Mick]

The Obama Sex Toy?  I’m sure he’ll love that – [Don Chavez]

The Capital One Nick Nolte Edition credit card – [Tastybooze]

Miranda Kerr dances on the beach – [Banned in Hollywood]

The 5 Hottest Chicks in 24 History – [Blog of Hilarity]

Click on the photo for more of Dyana

I seem to hear about Russian girls quite often and yet they don’t appear on this site as often as they should.  You know the chicks with the crazy last names that always end in “ova” or “eva.”  But here we have a beautiful Razinn named Dyana.  I’m sure it’s really Razinova.

For more “ova” type girls check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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This is an oldie but a goodie folks.  Back in 2007 Law Enforcement officers made one of the best underground discoveries since well…probably tombs in the Egyptian periods.

Under that house in the picture above,  is a marijuana grow-op unlike any you have ever seen.  Within the caves of middle Tennessee, growers constructed a complex of offices, living quarters, restroom facilities, and a climate-controlled forest of over one thousand cannabis plants.

When I tell you this is “silly” I really mean it.  Talk about going all out.  These guys really take the cake.  Wow.

Check out these pictures

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As if my generation and those above me have to deal with enough annoying terms like “LOL” and whatever the hell you kids use these days, “sexting” is now becoming a problem in the U.S.?

Media reports across the nation have documented the teen trend of sending nude or semi-nude photos from cell phone to cell phone, called “sexting” instead of “texting.” Westmoreland County District Attorney John Peck said minors can be charged with sending or possessing child pornography, despite their age. The girls — two of whom were photographed nude — took their own pictures, said Greensburg police Sgt. Rob Jones, a member of the state police Area III Computer Crimes Task Force. The girls are 14 or 15 years old, while the boys are 16 or 17 years old, authorities said.

OK so basically it’s what every single teen is now doing on Myspace only they are using their cell phones to send these pictures.  Apparently these kids are so stupid that they don’t realize that the pictures they are sending can be recorded and placed up on the internet.

Actually no, they’re teens.  My guess is they’re too hopped up on Nitrous and overdoses of Dayquil to pay any attention.  Sexting.  What anannoying term.

I can’t wait until I get busted.

I mean Kevin Bacon really got it right in Footloose.  When life is bringing you down and everything seems to be going wrong, get a beer, take your car to an abandoned warehouse and dance it up!

Of all the Greek women I’ve posted on this site, Maria Louiza Vourou was kind of tough to find information on.  From what I can gather, Maria is the host of some show called “Showtime News.”

All I can say is that from watching this video, she sounds like a damn tomcat in the sack.  Or maybe it’s just the fact that news women are not supposed to be this hot.

I will admit though, it’d be much cooler if she were speaking Spanish.  What am I doing still living in the U.S.?  I must be insane.

More of Vourou after the jump

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I swear to God in Jay’s Myspace Profile the caption under this very picture reads as follows:  Me and my n*gga black.

As an African African male reading this site, how in the hell could you not completely want to beat the living crap out of this kid?  I don’t get it.  I just don’t get it.

It doesn’t get worse than skull jacket wearing tools who use racial profanities to sound cool.

Get bent Jay

You know what surprised me a great deal about college movies?  There really aren’t that many to choose from.  After I saw this list of top grossing college movies, I was pretty pissed.  In any event, one thing these movies do (besides hopefully make us laugh) is teach us a thing or two about life.

So let us take a look at 10 quotes from college movies that teach us stuff.

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If you think this was an easy list to make, think again.  I take my hot chick picking ability extraordinarily seriously and when you go through an entire year’s worth of girls on one website there are really only two conclusions one can come up with.  The first is that I need some serious psychiatric help.  Check on that one.  I have therapy this Thursday.

The second conclusion is that I by far have the best taste in women on the planet. I couldn’t find anything online pre 2003 so you asswipes will have to deal with that.  Did Maxim have hometown hotties pre 2003?  Who knows but I’ll be making lists for each year up until 2008.  You guys love me.

I checked over 500 chicks to make this list.  I’m exhausted and well out of “fluids.”

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