As I was flipping around the channels the other day I caught myself on a random sports channel featuring a women’s soccer game.  I believe it was two ivy league colleges.  That’s kind of besides the point.  The point is that I left the damn game on for over an hour.

I was mesmerized.  I know that I mentioned liking tough chicks.  There’s something about pretty lacrosse players, field hockey players, and even soccer players that tells me these girls would outdrink me and more than likely manhandle me.  And that’s a wonderful thing.  It’s not that all of them are so hot but come on.  It’s awesome.

So that’s why I decided to look around for ideal pictures of what I think women’s soccer should be in our near future.  There are endless possibilities but here are 20 examples of why I’m going to start pushing for more soccer from the ladies.

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In what might be the biggest announcement out of Los Angeles this week, the 2009 USC Song Girls have been selected.  Well I think it’s big nes damnet.  After all, USC’s cheering squad is far and away one of my favorites in the nation.  Clearly they choose these girls based on looks as much as skill.  

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The Throwdown

The Superbowl Commercial too controversial for TV – [I Am Bored]

Marisa Miller Bikini pictures make me happy – [Doubleviking]

Kyle Orton passed out with 2 Chicks on his bed – [Bustedcoverage]

Guy removes sleeping girlfriend’s eyebrow – [Totally Crap]

Wealthy men give women more orgasms – [Asylum]

It’s time to start looking forward to the Swimsuit Edition – [Spike]

Very cute and pretty hot 20-year-old figure skater Molly Oberstar – [Withleather]

Sexy Italian 90′s nude model Valeria Marini – [The Spoiler]

A bunch of assorted Obama action figures – [Gunaxin]

A video of beauty on the streets – [Atom]

I just know there’s two really hot models in this video – [Flabber]

Probably the worst woman parking jobs ever – [Attuworld]

The 10 Hottest female celebrity tattoos – [Manofest]

Chris Berman and his buddies go out drinking – [Don Chavez]

Daiana Butzke’s last name is very appropriate – [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for more of Taylor

For the record Taylor is 19 years old.  For another record Taylor goes to college at Ole Miss.  For a third record, I’m fuming right now that I’m sitting in my apartment alone, and Taylor is more than likely getting drunk with guys not nearly cool enough to get to have sex with her.  Life sucks.

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

And no I’m not talking about Jonathan Taylor Thomas.  That dude was last seen in 2004 if memory serves, in an episode of Smallville.  I’m talking about the eldest of the three children from Tim the Toolman Taylor’s family.  The third kid (Taran Noah Smith)?  I’d have to think he’s blown up a few buildings by now.

But let’s talk about Brad.  We’d be referring to Zachary Ty Bryan.  He’s come a long way since wearing a securely fastened mullet and acting like the rebellious “cool” teenage son of a father who got to spend his working hours trying to coax Pamela Anderson into the sack.

What’s Zacky up to today?  He’s still an actor and still going strong.  Eh, maybe not going too strong.  He repeatedly parties with buddies and seems to get into trouble a lot.  Most recently this funny taser incident occured.  At least I think it’s funny.

He’s had some bit roles from time to time but hey, the kid’s making a living.  Good for you Brad.   Plus he’s working on a documentary with ESPN and he’s married?  OK this is just weird.  Documentary on what?

The year was 1987 and I was all but 8 years old.  I’m way too lazy to research things that happened in 1987 to try and “set the tone” here.  I just wanted to mention that the year was 1987.

But amongst bands trying to make it must have been The Alarm.  It’s a shame they didn’t really come up with anything after this.  Perhaps it was because this is one of the lamest videos of all time.  They were doing stuff in the early 80′s and were actually compared to U2 at one point but I never heard of them.

Technically they’re still around but come on.

I gotta say this is a great tune though.

I mean come on guys.  I can’t write a “She’s Uncoachable” article and leave out the sexiest top model in the world now can I?  Clearly that would be a violation of all that I stand for.  I still haven’t quite figured out what I stand for but I’m pretty sure that “ridiculously hot women” would fall under my list.

So let’s talk about Joanna Krupa.  Do we just call her the Krupa Troopa and call it a day?  Let’s see Joanna’s crudentials.  She’s Polish, has appeared in Playboy, and was a “Juggy Dancer” on the Man Show for a brief stint.   She also did a nude photoshoot for PETA during the “I’d rather wear nothing than fur” campaign.

Those sound like good credentials to me.  More of the Troopa after the jump

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I gotta say I’m quite surprised given my gander at Sal’s Myspace Profile, that he’s single.  I mean who wouldn’t want to take a shot with a guy who wears white jeans, hip packs, and gray shirts that say Abercrombie across the top?

What’s the world coming to?  Ladies, I don’t know what you’re waiting for.  I mean this is Saliboii.

Saliboii!

I don’t necessarily like to use the words “selling out” because that connotes some kind of wrong doing on the celebrity’s part.  These are human beings like the rest of us and they’re just trying to make a living.  I mean in this economy I’d let a sumo wrestler take a dump on my head in a commercial if it paid well enough.

Nevertheless it’s definitely humorous to see celebrities back in their early days doing print magazine ads.  I mean who would have thought that Willie Mays would be doing syrup ads?  I for one, had no clue.

So here are 20 vintage advertisements that featured celebrities

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It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these and frankly I’m glad we’re back.  This time we head to the city of brotherly love where Rocky stands high at the museum, Gino’s and Pat’s duke it out for cheesesteak supremacy, and the Phillies are the current World Series champs.

It’s been a good year for Philly as the Eagles made some noise in the playoffs and the Sixers are clearly an improved team from last year’s squad (don’t look at records, they’re better).

So why not compare the two squads that cheer for these organizations?  Well here we go.

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