I love writing “Sports Sunday” in the title for this article.  I mean is pro wrestling really a sport?  And by the way, for anyone out there that actually thinks this is a sports site, come on.

Yes, I know as much if not more about sports than pretty much all of you people but I certainly wouldn’t advertise this as a sports site.  Not sure why people are commenting about that lately but shut up.  If you want sports, go to sports sites.

I comment on the Uncoached.  Stuff that can’t be taught.  And if you think the Ultimate Warrior is by any means coachable, think again.  This guy is a beast.

I’m gonna begin this article by saying that the title “model scout” should more than likely be a banned profession title.  I guess it’d be fine if there were an age limit.  But let’s take our subject Vera Jordanova here.  Vera moved to Finland at the age of 14 and what do ya know..was discovered by one of these “scouts” in high school.

So you’re telling me your job is to comb high schools all day looking for hot girls (that are clearly underage) to pose in magazines wearing very little?  I mean sure, sign me up but come on.

And these companies get advertising on their sites?  What the hell is with this ad market?!!?!  Good Lord.

More of Vera after the jump

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So me and Jimmy over at Sports Illustrated’s Extra Mustard were having a chat about Lucy Pinder the other day.  I mentioned how if her breasts were in fact real that I was pretty sure I’d kill myself.  The rationale being if a woman has a natural body like that, me knowing this fact gives me no reason to go on living.  There’s really no point.  

For more girls who I’d kill myself over check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

How to Play Vegas Escort Idol – [COED Magazine]

Mashup bootleg of the week – [Attuworld]

Man do I wish there were more female college beach volleyball – [Bustedcoverage]

An unconventional tribute to African Americans in film – [Flabber]

If T-Shirts Told the Truth – [Holy Taco]

Caption this Picture: I Miss College – [Doubleviking]

Kelly Monaco’s cleavage is working full time – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

Tashia is your standard hot Myspace Girl – [HGOM]

This is what getting hit with Cupid’s arrow is really like – [EJB]

Is Anderson Cooper on Meth? – [Manofest]

5 Oscar Categories that would spark interest – [Nextround]

Amanda Klaasen is a name to know – [On205th]

How well do porn stars know their sexual positions? – [Spike]

We always knew Obama was a pimp – [The Bachelor Guy]

And now it’s a free for all on Jenna Bush – [Gunaxin]

Let the Obama tattoos begin – [Tastybooze]

Amanda Bynes is getting hotter and hotter – [Flisted]

Fernanda Tavares makes me feel all funny inside – [Saltymilk]

Check out this amazing trick shot – [Cameltap]

Click on the photo for more of Camila

This woman just gave birth six months ago.  Yes, ladies out there, it can be done.  It’s being done all over the country.  Having a child doesn’t mean you’re allowed to put on 50 lbs and then say “well you try having a kid.”  Camila, you are a star in my book.

For more hotties who stay hot go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

I would imagine most of you have seen the photo up above by now.  And I would imagine plenty of thoughts run through your head.  I know all I kept thinking was:  “great parenting.”  But it’s cute seeing animals get friendly with humans.  It’s part of our nature to be playful and being playful with animals is funny.

Now if any of this is leading you to nearly join that “Barns of Fun” type website then please move on to the next article.  By no means am I advocating having a lewd and crude time with animals folks.  These are innocent and fun pictures of animals getting affectionate with humans.

P.S. It was pretty damned funny when I entered the phrase “Kissing a seal” and a bunch of Heidi Klum and her husband pictures started coming up.  No joke.

Enjoy the pictures

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You see guys?  This is why I put up Japanese Gameshow clips all the time.  Because on American television it appears that the producers of talk shows can’t come up with something better than a woman who is terrified of Cotton Balls.

Can Maury Povich just disappear please?  Or at least bring back “A Current Affair.”  I used to dig that show.

I mean seriously guys.  Just get some kind of wet cement with baby oil and spicy food together.   Find about 6 hot chicks with bikinis and make them do weird stuff with those items for 6 minutes.  It’s really not hard guys.

Let’s take a look at some vital information about the latest Uncoachable chick, Sarah Stage.  Sarah has a background of Costa Rican and European. She began her modeling career in Burbank, CA and was runner up in the Elite Models search.

Since that time Sarah has done a number of print campaigns, runway shows, TV shows, and commercials.  And just so you know she loves oil painting, traveling, salsa dancing, and animal rights.

I hope she poses for PETA. Other than that I got nothing except pictures

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Wait a minute.  I just need to know that rationale behind this little fellow La Barca.  So you weigh about 14 pounds.  You clearly don’t shave.

The pictures you have are with kids who might not be more than 12 years old.

Why in God’s name do you put 23 as your age?  Why?  Why oh Why?

Dude, relax, I’ll sell you a beer.

This is the first of a running series of 5 year interval Playboy girl pics (no they’re not nude, sorry).  Since Hugh Hefner is pretty much my and most guy’s idol, I thought it would be appropriate to give some credit where credit is due:  to the man and his ladies over the years.

So I’ve decided to do a bit of research to find all of the hottest Playmates from history.  And in each article I’ll give you 10-15 hotties that spanned over a 5 year period.  As if you weren’t already searching for hot chicks all day.

This will just give you incentive to search around for another few hours.

You’re welcome.  Here are my picks for 1980-1985

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