Hell I voted for the man, but even all us who voted have to admit that this picture is hilarious.

I would say the worst gathering of people I could imagine in one place is during Mardi Gras.  I happened to attend Tulane University, so I was able to attend Mardi Gras for four years.  And when I say it used to take me at least 10 minutes just to walk 10 feet, I’m not even remotely joking.  And not only that, 99% of the people were drunk which made it pretty brutal (eh, not too brutal because I was drunk too).

But as far as large gatherings go, Mardi Gras is just a tiny spec on the map.  When you’re talking crowds of 3 million or, then you’re really getting into some serious territory.

Here’s a look at 10 of the biggest crowds in history.

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Some of you may have seen the longer version of this clip.  It’s just a bunch of dudes sitting in a quiet library playing torture games.  They flip over the little board to see what the next game is.

Then they draw cards to see who will be getting tortured.  For some reason it always lands on the black guy and the skinny guy you’ll see getting pwned in this video.

Truly remarkable.

It’s funny because I really have no clue who Samantha Martinez is but if I shared one single link with you in terms of how I found her, I’d more than likely be booted by all my advertisers.  She’s not a porn star, at least I don’t think.  Martinez definitely poses nude a lot.

But so far I can’t find any evidence of her doing any male to female scenes.  But what I like about her is that she kind of looks like Eva Longoria.  And it’s nice to picture one of those dirty housewives getting a little dirtier.

Other than that?  Yeah, she’s quite exotic, so that works for me.  This article sucked but the pictures don’t.

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I only have one question for you guys.  Is it even possible to like someone after they type in their profile the way I did in the title?  Is it?  Is it at all?  It just can’t be.

Then you couple that with this guy’s chunkiness and 100% desire to do anything and everything to be cool, and you have the recipe for one of the bigger toolboxes I’ve posted in a while.

I don’t even know this punk’s real name.  I don’t want to know.  I need to move on in my life.

Good God this guy sucks

I personally think that being a casting director has got to be one of the funnest jobs in history.  I imagine that once you get past the role of casting all the big stars, that the job becomes fun as all hell.

Think about it.  What if your movie has a bit part for a guy who’s supposed to look randomly funny?  Like the guy in “Half Baked” who worked in the store with Scarface when he says “f-you, f-you, f-you, you’re cool.”  The guy who he refers to as “you’re cool” was amazing.  I mean if your whole day is trying to find these weird people it’s gotta be fun no?

On the other hand, if you’re the one who’s cast for these roles, it has to suck to some extent doesn’t it?  I mean who wants to be cast as the child molester?  Not me.

For the record I am by no means saying it’s wrong of these people to take these roles.  There’s nothing wrong with earning a living.  I’m just saying it certainly blows to be typecasted this way.

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Most times when people think of crazy partying at a young age, it’s the Spring Break and Mardi Gras environments of the world.  Well not the people at Partycove.  If you leave near the Ozarks or hell near any damned place with a lake you can throw some kind of a cove party.

Now I’m not 100% sure what this business entails but it sure sounds like an awful lot of fun.  Girls, boozing, wetness, and tons of lewd behavior.  Sounds like my kind of a cove.

Don’t take my word for it.  Check out the pictures of this brew ha ha.

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Click on the photo for more of Holly

After a long weekend of doing well….nothing, I felt that Holly Weber would be a great way to start us off.  You know, it’s perfect because Friday is horizons away and what better a way to begin the work week with a girl in her early 20′s that you’ll never, ever sleep with.  Yes I like to torture myself as well.

For more torture women check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

Tight Jeans and G Strings make me tingly – [COED Magazine]

Get a load of Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger – [Bustedcoverage]

Ice Cream and Models: Money well Spent – [College Humor]

Man tries to trade his baby toddler for sex – [I Am Bored]

Get a load of the sexy lips gallery – [Spike]

Instant Messaging can reveal relationship health – [Asylum]

Tara Babcock looks very good in practically nothing – [Gorillamask]

Why in the world would Gemma Atkinson hide her breasts? – [Flisted]

Casey Carlson looks damned good in a bikini – [Attuworld]

The hottest ladies on the internet of last week – [Flabber]

Slumdogging with Freida Pinto – [The Bachelor Guy]

If you could bang a celebrity – [Tastybooze]

Parents just don’t understand slutty robots – [Atom]

Get the latest in sexiness from the UK – [Nuts]

The Malaysian version of The Office is hilarious – [The Comedy Feed]

What’s with naked chicks posing with bacon on them? [Blog of Hilarity] (kind of NSFW)

I watched this last week during the NFL Playoffs.  I’ve been watching it all season.  And I’ve been seeing this damned trend increase in every sport I follow.  It’s the players pointing up to the sky after they accomplish something.

Question is:  Can we please put a rule in place to not allow this practice?

OK, if you win the world championship, fine.  Point to the lofty heavens all you want.   If you break some kind of team record, by all means.

But Jesus Christ.  Place kickers pointing up to the sky after extra points?  This stuff has to end.  And I don’t care if it’s some kind of private thing with their family or whatever.  Just do something else please.