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The Bad News:  This year’s Playboy Party for the Superbowl has been cancelled.   The Good News:  Penthouse has stepped in and will be throwing their own bash.  And who is headlining this party?  None other than the girl above, Taya Parker.  Yeah I could be interested in that.

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Not sure if any of you Americans have heard of the newspaper or online media site “Der Spiegel.”  If you haven’t, no worries.  But it happens to be one of if not Europe’s largest publications with a circulation of more than one million a week.  Not to mention their site is pretty damned large.

So this is kind of like The New York Times compiling a bunch of pictures that they deemed to be the best of 2008.  I gotta tell you I was kind of hoping for some insane porn shots in here given that zee Germans are into that raunchy stuff.

However, the photos I compiled certainly qualify as pretty awesome.  I’ve selected 15 that I deemed worthy of the term “uncoached.”

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I gotta tell you, all I was doing was looking around for a memorable Mike Tyson clip.  I was literally going to put up his fight against Michael Spinks and talk about how great he was back in the 80′s.

However, this was about a thousand times better.  The first 15 seconds will absolutely blow you away.  “Can I at least get laid” and “I wish one of you guys had children so I could stomp them in the f-in head and kick their testicles” are my favorites.

Man this guy is an animal.

And just when I finished up that top 15 hottest Italians article, out of nowhere comes Cristina Buccino.  So other than her appearance in Italy’s Fox Magazine this month, I don’t have much of an answer here.   There do however, seem to be a lot of TV oriented pictures of her floating around.

So I’m guessing she’s one of maybe 700 million hot girls on Italian TV, the smartest television programming in the world (except for Japan).  This is a real chance for me to take another swipe at American television.  When are we going to get it together on the cursing and nudity?

Granted “24” is definitely back and Jack Bauer is a badass again, but let’s go guys.  Get it together.

Oh yeah, more of Buccino after the jump

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There’s a part of me that wants to know what Hami Pimp 4 Life means, and then there’s that part of me that rejoices and says, “thank the good Lord I’m not this guy.”  But let me take a stab at three possible definitions.

1.  Dude that wears a headband and makes the hair spike out of it like some kind of mushroom cloud

2.  Uses the words Pimp 4 Life and yet has a picture of himself kissing his mom on the same exact page as these words

3.  Loves to wear pink

Hami Pimp!

So yes, it’s less than four months from now and the impending chopping of my most private of parts will take place on a little island in South Carolina.  My little bride-to-be and I are going to exchange our vows (no we won’t actually, vows are lame) and I will officially become a eunuch.

Not that I’m unhappy about this in any way.  I look forward to never receiving head again and yielding to every single thing the little five footer tells me.  One thing I’m psyched about though, is our location for the wedding.

But man would you be surprised at some of the crappy places people get married at.  Here are five that really blow.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I think Mud Festivals need to be more prevalent in the United States.  Is it because there’s a higher probability of seeing things that closely resemble mud wrestling?  If you guys even remotely know me by now then you’ll understand that the answer is a resounding “yes.”

Don’t get me wrong, the likes of Oregon and San Antonio have their own festivals.  But when you talk real muddy situations, look to Korea and the Boryeong Mud Festival.  That thing is no joke.

Well whatever.  Who cares.  Point is that mud is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

Muddy ladies after the jump

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Picture This:  The premise is simple; you sell donuts and while doing such, you are topless! Serve up a French Glazed or Long John. It doesn’t matter, because you’ll be topless and no one will really care. (This job only works really well for women.)  Sounds like a plan to me.

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The Tips

The Cute College Girl of the Day – [College Humor]

So THIS is why Obama is so happy (what an amazing photo) – [Holytaco]

Page 3′s Peta Todd gives me reason to moan – [Totally Crap]

15 Things you never say to a woman – [Asylum]

The top 10 Football movies – [Spike]

Another one of those stripper falling off a pole clips – [Humor Pass]

The 10 Sexiest female celebrity lips – [Manofest]

Slumdog Millionaire produced hottie Freida Pinto – [The Bachelor Guy]

During a makeout session you probably shouldn’t overthink – [Flabber]

Pornstar Aria Giovanni teaches us how to make sauce – [Attuworld]

Get a load of Nikki Moser – [Gorillamask]

The new Miss America looks pretty good in a bikini – [The LotD]

Scratch that, Alessandra Ambrosio looks way better – [Don Chavez]

Here’s an interesting way to use Q Tips – [Atom]

A very funny and freaky cadbury commercial – [Nuts]

MAD Magazine covers tell the story of George W. Bush – [The Comedy Feed]

Try and caption this Jerry Jones picture – [Awful Announcing]

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I think I’ve simply decided to torture myself because it’s Monday.  I mean bottom line is that this is a real chick.  She’s not a model.  She’s not a celebrity.  Yes, there are women out there that look like this.  That is all I have to say.  It’s time for me to set up this noose.  I may not be around tomorrow.

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