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The Superbowl is just around the corner and you know the media is looking for tail.  Considering that Tampa is one of the finer Strip Club cities in our nation my buddy J-Koot decided to give a definitive tour of the area.  Thanks buddy!  Of course there are pictures.

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For the record I have a tattoo.   Yes, as I embark on an article that is about to make fun of tattoos I must share my tattoo tale.  It’s nothing too important but let us just say that I was a pledge in a fraternity at one point in my life.  When that pledgeship ended half of my pledge class (myself included) decided to get our drink on and head to the tattoo shop.

Thank God it’s just two tiny Greek letters on my ankle, but suffice it to say I won’t be getting any more tats anytime soon.  And I don’t fault people for getting tattoos.  I do however feel it’s 100% necessary to make fun of those people who go over the top with their tattoos.

I mean you have to be a pretty big loser to have your entire back covered with Hulk Hogan when he was in the WWF.  Let’s be real here guys.

Nevertheless, here are 15 morons who probably had nothing better to do (I guess)

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I know a ton of analysis goes into the show Seinfeld but we’re gonna need some more dedication to the show Married…With Children.  It was truly a spectacle.

One could easily write essays on each character.  Al Bundy is truly a man’s man and this speech purely encompasses all that he is on the show.  By the way, where the hell is Ed O’Neill?  I feel like I haven’t seen him since Dutch and Blue Chips.

Now this is how they do in Brazil ladies and gentlemen.  This model you see before you, Fernanda Tavares, began appearing in local shows at the age of 9.  Then at the age of 13 she took home the “Elite Look of the Year” award.  So basically of all the women (or children) they could have chosen, a 13 year-old won this distinction.  Interesting.

Fernanda currently makes a ton of money, is friends with Gisele, and is a VJ for MTV Brazil.  On top of that she poses for PETA.  So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

Another thing she has going is extremely long legs that when wrapped around another human being can be quite intoxicating.

More of the Tavares after the jump

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According to Eric’s Profile, there’s no need to worry about him because his accountant handles all that.  Phew!  Well I’m glad we got that settled.  Did we settle the part of pouted lips and weird signals to the camera?  No?

How about the part where he calls his car his baby?  No?  No settlements there?  OK how about the fact that he leans his face the same exact way in every single picture, including the solo shots in Santa Hats taken by his own cell phone.

I’m sure the accountant would have a field day with those.  Typical toolbox.  Just another day.

Santa!

By no means am I saying that taking a bunch of women and putting them in scrubs is my idea of entertainment.  OK well maybe it is.  Just  seeing sexy women in any kind of uniform other than normal clothing is one of the best things ever.

I still don’t understand what it is.  I just don’t get it.  You can take a woman and put her in 16 layers of winter clothing and it might not do the trick, but if you had a gallery of hot women all wearing that same clothing, then somehow it’d be hot.

Speaking of hot, ladies wearing construction gear is definitely a turn on.  So enjoy this little gallery of women in hardhats and power tools.

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I started this segment a while back with only one post.  It involved the running back Larry Johnson and his love to partying with chicks and posing with them in fast food restaurants.  But there’s a whole host of athletes out there who like to party as we do, and more importantly take some reasonably embarrassing and possibly incriminating photos of themselves.

All I can say is that it’s not my fault they decide to do these things.  Today we start with the place kicker, yes place kicker David Bueler from one of the top teams in the nation, USC.  When David isn’t kicking balls through poles he’s dancing with many many chicks in the dorms.

So David, when you’re in the NFL, you can always look back at these pics to remind you how fun college once was…and can be.

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As you can see by the picture above, we’re looking at a chess player.  Actually sorry, a hot chess player.  How often are you really putting that phrase together?  I would definitely let her choke my bishop if given the chance.  

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The Wash

The top 50 Sexiest WAGs in all of sport – [COED Magazine]

Gemma Atkinson is good at promoting stuff – [On205th]

The Gangsta Fresh Prince Theme – [Collegehumor]

What in God’s name happened to Jessica Simpson? – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Tiffanie Hart is only covering up with her hands – [Gorillamask]

Nothing like a little roadside ass-istance with Pornstars – [Spike]

Insanely detailed Etch-A-Sketch portraits – [The Bachelor Guy]

The Kangaroo orgy is extremely disturbing – [EJB]

Vince McMahon and WWE expose Absurdity – [Inside STL]

Africa’s world cup is gonna be awesome – [With Leather]

Check out what Madonna looks like without photoshop – [Attuworld]

A hot gameshow host and more! – [Flabber]

Jodie Marsh is busting out and I mean busting the hell out – [The Spoiler]

Boy do I like the way Jessica Simpson holds that mic – [DJ Mick]

Shauna Sand couldn’t be any more skanky if she tried – [Don Chavez]

Brandi Alexis is one damned fine African American – [HGOM]

Morgan Freeman really hates black history month – [Gibbs 12]

The 20 most bizarre houses around the world – [Oddee]

From The Boston Channel:

There is new evidence linking brain damage to concussions. As NewsCenter 5′s Heather Unruh reported Tuesday, the report suggests football players should take concussions seriously.

“We’re finding 10 or 20 years after players stop playing football the thousands of hits to the head they’ve taken have started a degenerative process that’s killing brain cells,” said Chris Nowinski, a former World Wrestling Entertainment wrestler who was diagnosed with post-concussion syndrome.

I wish this were old news.  I wish people had been listening to this all along.  But unfortunately money talks and we’ll probably never see the likes of Troy Aikman or Ben Roethlisberger in their 50′s.  And I don’t mean they’ll be dead.  I just mean they’ll probably be incoherent.

I mean that all those concussions are gonna have to lead to something eventually.

At least someone, Chris Nowinski, has been pressing this issue for a while.  I’m glad that it’s at least being recognized in the media today.  You can find out more about Chris at his site.