It’s one thing if you’re in a real pinch (pun intended) to go to the bathroom.  We’ve all been there.  You’re nearly drawing mud and you just don’t care where the hell you wind up dropping trow.  But sometimes we’re faced with good bathroom situations.  We can prepare.  We can get ready for the relief rather than just relieving ourselves.

Man do I love this subject.   In any event, during those times wouldn’t it be nice if you knew you could do your business with a phenomenal setting?  I mean to hear the birds singing and air brushing against the leaves on the trees…wouldn’t that just make your dump so much more serene?

Put it this way, if I had to go, here are ten toilets that would be worth going in.

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It’s amazing when you think back on historical events.  I mean I was only 13 at the time these riots occurred (1992).  What the hell was I thinking about back then?

Probably good ways to masturbate.  But as an adult you can see how serious and how influential these events truly are.  Funny too because I would imagine events like these are in history books.

And while little kids read about them, they didn’t experience them.  Think about 9/11.  Imagine….that will only be part of a book someday but those of us that experienced know how serious and historical day that was and will forever be.

Kind of makes you wonder.

There’s just a whole bunch of goodness coming from Laurena Lacey.   Let’s explore all important points.  Number one.  She’s one of the first Northern Irish born and raised glamour models to become known internationally.  Excellent.

Two.  She won the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Crown for Ireland in 2008.  Although I’d have to imagine that title couldn’t have been that hard to win.  Honestly I could have place third in that contest.

Three.  She is the only Irish woman to be a US Playboy cybergirl or playmate.   Ah yes, and she made it to Page 3.  That’s all I needed to know.

More of Lacey after the jump

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The one great (and also crappy thing) about the Myspace Toolboxes is that you never, ever run out of them.  It’s kind of like hot chicks.  They’re everywhere.  Which is why I said it’s also a crappy thing.

No matter where you are in the world, you’ll always find some dude with weirdly groomed eyebrows.  Don’t only chicks do that?

I will never get tired of making fun of guys like Franco.

Let’s see why

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As I stated in a previous post, I used to own a website dedicated to finding hot unknown talent on Myspace.  Granted many of these hotties left a bit to be desired in the personality department, they were still incredibly hot nonetheless.

I happen to like the Myspace model.  “We don’t give a rats ass what you do on here, just get up a profile and add to our growing list of members.”  Seems to work for me, and I have a feeling that revenue wise, they will more than likely beat out Facebook in the long run.

And as you all know, Myspace is a garden for unknown talent.  So here are 20 chicks I had stumbled across through my years that you may not have heard of, but who you should know.

*There are a ton of women whose ID’s don’t work anymore which really sucks.  Don’t worry, these ladies are still alive and kicking on Myspace.

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A comb over, even then?  Man

For the record this article is in no way a bashing of Marv Albert.  In fact Marv Albert is probably my favorite sportscaster of all time.  Not only that.  He and I attended the same temple in Nassau County.  Ya hear that Marv?  His classic “Yes” will always be a staple in all of New York sports fans’ hearts and his soothing voice always allowed me to watch the Knicks in peace.

Now that he’s a Nets guy I don’t get to hear or see him as much but still, Marv is the man.  My favorite quote?  “Is that a Larry Bird fan or a Rory Sparrow fan?”  In any event, despite my likes of his sports casting ability, I’m gonna have to disagree with his choice to wear obvious rugs all these years.

I mean knowing that the entire country knows, wouldn’t that kind of mean something to Marv?  And it’s not like it’s been the last 10 years.  Go back to 1968 and you’ll see that Marv just didn’t have the roots.   Check out these photos of Marv’s hair evolution.

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Click on the photo for more of the best of 2008 (boobies!)

I trust all of you had a pleasant New Year.  I spent most of my day yesterday vomiting and being annoyed because of how dumb I am for drinking that much.  Actually no, I had a great time and it was well worth it.  It’s just that eating 3 Ramen Noodle packages raw probably isn’t the right idea at 3AM.

For more noodle recipes check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

The best black guy reaction ever – [Holy Taco]

You know how I love those wild hotties – [Doubleviking]

10 Hot videos of girls playing sports in bikinis – [Manofest]

Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh rub boobs – [Totally Crap]

The worst music videos of 2008 – [Spike]

Charles Barkley arrested, spends $1800 with Urkel – [Asylum]

8 Champagne Myths debunked – [The Bachelor Guy]

Um.  Boobs, boobs and more…..boobs – [DJ Mick]

Lettermen’s Top 10 George Bush Moments – [NS4W]

The Five sexiest dance moves for 2008 – [Attuworld]

New Year’s Fireworks! – [Flabber]

One year in forty seconds – [College OTR]

Now these are the chicks you wrap up 2008 with – [Saltymilk]

Sexy Soccer scandal ends in a bar fight – [Withleather]

Definitely the creepiest thing on TV..Ever – [Banned in Hollywood]

Psychics screw you on text messages – [Blog of Hilarity]

Lucia Tovar is a top five Latina – [EJB]

You didn’t actually think I’d be working today did you?  I hope your hangovers are being cured.  See you all tomorrow.