Jan 05 2009
Seriously guys. In all seriousness. If I’m being serious. Do we really need to rag on this guy? Do we?
These pictures and his title really say it all. Wow. I mean wow to the tenth wow. This is just wowness. Whoa. A big fat Joey Lawrence “Whoa”.
I’m gonna go kill myself.
Jan 05 2009
When you really think about it, it’s kind of impossible to top Woodstock. Granted I never went to Woodstock, but I’ve heard about Woodstock. My father, who was kind of a hippie back in his day. attended Woodstock. And to this day, he can’t necessarily remember much, but he certainly remembers the good stuff.
Namely the fact that you had a gathering of not only thousands of people who wanted to do nothing more than smoke drugs, have sex and listen to music….but you also had an absolutely Hall of Fame collection of bands all in one place at the same time.
Sure we have Lollapalooza and other “All-Star Band” gatherings, but come on team. Let’s not kid ourselves. Woodstock was the creme de la creme and I personally don’t think it will ever be matched. In honor of 1969′s Woodstock, Life Magazine shared some amazing pictures of the event.
And here they are
Jan 05 2009
Let’s face it guys. All of you have caught yourself looking at female bodybuilding at one point or another. Now I’m by no means saying that that’s attractive at all. However, once in a while you catch a chick who has a pretty face, the right implants and you have to admit, it’s kind of a turn on.
I think it’s when you can find a combination of a woman who clearly is in the kind of shape that would pulverize you, yet still holds on to the femininity we all hold dear to our hearts, that you find a woman in fitness you can appreciate.
So fellas, I’m not talking about the man/woman here. I’m talking about the ones you know would take you in a fight but you’d kind of want them to kick your ass.
Here are 10 notable hotties in the fitness world.
Jan 05 2009
Click on the photo for more Nikki Visser
Anyone know anything about this Nikki Visser chick? I don’t. Here are a couple of things I have figured out though. Push up bras are a wonderful wonderful thing. Women just don’t look like this and if they do, I’m going to cry myself to sleep every day. Third? My keyboard is too messy to type right now.
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The Madness
The Complete Lingerie Football Photo guide – [COED Magazine]
5 Celebrities most likely to do in 2009 – [Holytaco]
Even Yesica Toscanini’s name sounds like I could lick it – [Gorillamask]
Victoria Silvstedt on the beach is ridiculous – [Flisted]
Girl doctors playing house – [Gunaxin]
10 Amazing Drunk Celebrity videos – [Manofest]
Charles Barkley continues his partying rampage – [Don Chavez]
New Year’s resolutions that never work out – [Nextround]
10 Things you should never say to a porn star – [Asylum]
Vida Guerra is all cleavage – [Celebrity Odor]
Oh My God. Rainbows in Sprinklers! – [Tastybooze]
The 10 Most disturbing animals on earth – [Oddee]
Look we’re not saying she’s a gold digger….yet – [Derober]
The Best hot girl calendars of 2009- [College OTR]
Memory with beer bottle caps – [Flabber]
Teenage virginity pledges don’t work – [Attuworld]
Top Twelve posts from 2008 – [The Bachelor Guy]
Jan 04 2009
I’m sure most women know of this game. You take three people as ask the following questions: Who would you do? Who would you dump? And who would you marry?
Given that these three chicks pretty much look exactly alike, it’s a solid game.
My answers?
Who Would I do? – Winona Ryder. You know this girl has some kind of sordid, twisted sexual life. It’s just my guess given that she was all dark and creepy in Beetlejuice. That and the whole Johnny Depp thing.
Who would I dump? – Keira Knightley. It’s not even close. She’s just too skinny and seems snobby.
Who would I marry? No doubt Ms. Portman. She’s beautiful, she’s Jewish and she’s tiny. I like it.
Jan 04 2009
It’s a very tough call on whose highlight films are more impressive: Michael Jordan or Larry Bird. I happen to be jumpshooter so whenever I see the Larry Bird stuff my jaw basically drops. And let’s not forget about Bird’s passing ability.
However, I can’t deny that the athleticism and sheer “how in the world did he just do that?” factor play a big part in my realization that the Jordan clips are just as good.
Enjoy these 40 moments.
Jan 03 2009
In addition to getting on horny guy’s maps back in 1995 with her Playmate of the Month appearance, I’ll bet you didn’t know that Lisa Marie Scott was also given a ballet scholarship to the University of California. She wound up going to UCLA and graduating summa cum laude in 2000.
So basically this girl could easily have sex on her toes and is probably much smarter than me. That and she has a Swiss, Scottish, and Japanese background. These would certainly be all the ingredients I’d need for a wife.
That, a huge rack, and a willingness to pose naked. Sign me up Lisa. I’m sold.
More of her Swiss Army after the jump
Jan 03 2009
Click on the photo for more of Federica
Hello all. I gotta say, I’m still completely messed up from New Year’s eve. I’m not sure what I drank or if I’m just pissed off that I have to return to a normal schedule on Monday. Whatever it is, I’m clearly not a homosexual so I got that going for me.
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The Wash
No one ever mistakes a penis for a gun – [Holytaco]
Cold weather? So what, look at these exposed legs – [Bustedcoverage]
Eddie Murphy likes to entertain white chicks in bikinis – [Attuworld]
Check out some bedroom hotties – [Nuts] (Scroll down)
Kelly Brook and her boobs at a beach – [Totally Crap]
The hottest babes of the week – [Flabber]
Are you able to caption this “too sexy” picture? – [Doubleviking]
Lindsay Lohan can still do it in a bikini – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)
Obama girl needs to whore it out more – [HGOM]
Vera Jordaneva would make me finish in a millisecond – [Gorillamask]
Kristin Cavallari looks good on the beach – [On205th]
The best falls of 2008 – [Nextround]
The brazilian twin babes on MTV Brazil – [DJ Mick]
How to handle a hangover – [The Bachelor Guy]
Khloe Kardashian dating an athlete? I might vomit – [Extramustard]
Jan 02 2009
Click on the photo for more of chicks like these
I never really did my New Year’s thanks thing. All those sites who help me, you know who you are and I’m very appreciative for all the traffic you’ve sent and suggestions you’ve made. Let’s make sure we keep this all up. Yay!
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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio
