Her full name is Nancy Erminia Vitale.  Not that any of you really cared.  What you might care about are her credentials.  First off, she’s Italian and American Indian.  OK that’s just lethal right there.  Let’s continue.

She is ranked 14 on Maxim’s Hottest Latina List, and she’s also been a Playboy Cybergirl.   By the way she has her own clothing line called “Sassi.”  Yeah like that matters.

What does matter is that her ass doesn’t quit and she has quite a rack of lamb up there.  Good God.

More of Nancy’s E’s after the jump

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Is it so tough to write something like “Hey guys, I’ve been out for a while but I’ve returned.  I know most of you weren’t really pleased with me before so I’d imagine you think I’m Public Enemy number one.  But insist that things will be different this time around.  If you just bear with me, we’ll get through this.”

Right Artie?  You can thank me later for cleaning up your diction.  Unfortunately I don’t think we can do much about those glasses and crappy brim hats you own.

Arthur!

There’s no reason that a woman needs to wear a lot of clothing to do the ironing.  Same goes for cooking.  I mean wouldn’t it make sense to wear practically nothing when making that special sauce?  Think about it ladies.  It’s just much cleaner that way.  I’ve written about Rachael Ray before.

Didn’t she just look way better when only wearing a bikini to put the turkey in the oven?  And who needs jeans when you’re putting up duct tape on the ceiling?  There are just some things in life that aren’t necessary.

Well I’ve managed to find a bunch of girls who happen to feel the same way.  When it comes to domestic duties these girls look sexy and work hard: a great combination.

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If you were to sum up the last 50 years of the NBA using only Sports Illustrated album covers, how would you do it?  That’s the task I decided to give myself.  The league has seen it’s share of ups and downs, amazing feats, and personal accomplishments.  So considering there were nearly 300 covers to choose from, it was tough to narrow it to twenty five.

However, I think I’ve done a superb job with my selections.  From your Bob Cousy’s in the world, up on through to the future legends of this league, here are 30 of the best NBA Sports Illustrated covers.

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Click on the photo for some vital porn tips

You would think that on a porn set that it’s all fun and game.  Well…it is.  But just in case you were wondering what you can do on a porn set other than have sex (which most of us wouldn’t be able to because A. We’re too small and B.  We wouldn’t stand the pressure), my buddy over at COED Magazine has 5 that he can think of.

For more porn like ladies check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

In case you missed MILF Monday featuring Chyler Leigh – [Holytaco]

The latest edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

A set of ridiculously scare newborn doll moms – [Totally Crap]

Helena Christensen has still got it, damn – [Gorillamask]

10 Things you should never say to a porn star – [Asylum]

A tribute to the sexy legs of Bettie Page – [The Bachelor Guy]

Kathy Griffin has a zinger live on the air – [Don Chavez]

An amazing scene from an 80′s “Film” – [Flabber]

Here’s a great reason that women shouldn’t be drinking – [Attuworld]

The greatest public access prank call ever – [Manofest]

The douchebag driven mobile bar – [Tastybooze]

A celebration with Erin Andrews is always a good thing – [College OTR]

Lucia Tovar is quite the stunner – [EJB]

Catrinel Menghia makes me VERY tingly – [Saltymilk]

An extremely homoerotic NBA Picture – [Cuzoogle]

The Top Five Ways to fix the pro bowl – [The Love of Sports]

For more of this click on the picture

So who do we thank for pictures like this?  Is it Demi Moore?  I personally think it is.  I know that pole dancing has become this “exercising” phenomenon lately.  And while it sounds tasty, I dont’ want tons of undesirable women in my gym learning how to give lap dances.  But kudos to Demi for doing the movie Striptease.  I think she started all this.

For more stripper worthy girls check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio after jump

By the way we’re taking a new format.  I decided the little thumbnails didn’t give these girls justice.  Bigger pictures were needed.

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I tell ya you gotta pick a niche and stick with it.  Some people are born to be completely judgmental pricks.  Some people are born to run.  Some are born to make works of art.  But I’ll bet that a certain someone didn’t think to themselves “I’m gonna master the art of fingerpainting.”

I mean when you think of fingerpaints you think of when you were a kid. But the folks that created the scnenarios I’m about to share obviously took it a whole lot further.   Instead, they took the paint and actually painted their fingers.

And while I think it’s a little weird, it’s still kind of fascinating.  Check out these life situations but using hands and paint.

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I had no idea that these guys were pulling this kind of crap before the show Jackass.  I mean you kind of knew that they were skater guys who certainly sat on the extreme side of the fence.

However, I never saw this clip before.  I guess I could say parental discretion advised.  Wait until the hair on fire backflip.  It’s pretty intense.

Really.  I mean seriously guys.  What else can we say at this point?  Should we all just move to Latin America and find ourselves these sexy TV hosts?  I feel like Luli Fernandez is just one of a million of these chicks.  Then again, I know I’m wrong.  I know it’s only a handful of beauties that make it to the big time.

But sometimes it feels like every time I turn my head, 3 seconds later it’s another hot chick that speaks Spanish that creeps up on me.  Not only that, she of course at some point dated a soccer player.

My life is all wrong.  No direction.  I think the new path is just following around Latina television personalities.  Seems like the way to go for about a year.

More Luli after the jump

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