I can honestly say it took me about 10 seconds to finally get the part of this picture that was crucially important.  You don’t run into these too often.  And I’m glad I did.

All I know is that she was on some program called “Show Me your Sloggi.”   Apparently hotties in Italy are called Sloggi girls.   Actually no, Sloggi is a brand of underwear and Barbara Giummarra happens to look quite good in her Sloggis.  If it’s all the same to you guys, I’m just gonna go ahead and keep saying Sloggi.

You know what I like about Barbara?  There’s something very natural about this girl.  She doesn’t have the normal airbrushed, “clearly enhanced” look that most uncoached girls have.   And I kind of like it.

I mean clearly she has no implants and I’d absolutely kill to watch her in an amateur..you know…movie.

More of the Marra after the jump

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We’re gonna go with top three quotes from this buttface’s Myspace Profile.

1. YU A FAGET,NiCE AND QUiET..TYPE TO HAVE YOUR MYSPACE SET TO PRiVATE
2. YALL BETTA LEAVE DAT BOi ALONEEEEE HAHA
3. WiT A JERSEY AN A FiTTED..iM SO SiCK WiT iT

Lesson Learned here?  Anyone who likes this guy is a complete and utter loser and I expect nothing but failure from them.

Wow

Any male that doesn’t think that’s scary is weird

Just bear with me while I get this off my chest.  Let’s get something straight.  I like chicks who are in shape.  I love when girls are thin.  I even love the bodies that are so unrealistic that it pisses off 99% of the female population.  Look, I know that bodies of girls like Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder don’t really exist in the real world.  But I also know that being overweight certainly isn’t a good thing.

If anything it’s about health.  But where in the world did the perception of “weigh less than 100lbs, look like you’re in a concentration camp, and you’re beautiful” kick into place?  And I’m sorry that I used a Holocaust reference but it’s true.  I mean if I’m staring at ribs the whole time, it’s just not what I had envisioned when painting a picture of an attractive woman in my head.

And am I saying that girls should weigh 150 lbs while standing 5 ft tall?  Of course not.  But someone’s gotta draw the line on these runway models.  They’re practically dissolved into the air.  It’s just gross man.

Thank you for your time

OK, I get it.  Frank Caliendo does a great impression of John Madden.  I feel like the only time I ever see the real Madden is on Sunday Night Football now.  It’s a shame because I love the guys voice.  I just like everything about this guy.

He refuses to fly, wears tons of makeup and says “boom” a lot.  What’s not to love?  But on the serious side, could you imagine football without this guy?  Honestly the guy is basically the voice of the NFL and he’s contributed a ton over the years.

From commercials to his famous stencils on screen, here are 10 classic clips of John Madden

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Click on the photo for more of Cassie Keller

Ladies and gentlemen.  She’s back!  Not too long ago, Cassie Keller was designated the hottest freshman in the nation.  As if just being in college and being a female isn’t enough to light my fuse, this girl has to go show it off in Playboy.  Well, good for her.  I hope she, me and a roofie all meet up someday.

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The Wash

409 of the Hottest Gadget Girls – [COED Magazine]

Bikinis do Jennifer Lamiraqui a whole lot of good – [Totally Crap]

AnnaLynne McCord plays football on the beach – [On205th]

Ever hear of the Nipple Extractor? – [Asylum]

An excuse to put up pictures of Carrie Underwood – [With Leather]

The Chicks from Nip/Tuck love to dance and chat live – [The Bachelor Guy]

The 10 Sexiest Female Puppets of all Time – [Manofest]

I’ve talked about Luli Fernandez before….. – [HGOM]

Big Booty girl begs the “hot or not” question – [Don Chavez]

Sharon Osbourne is a complete psycho – [DJ Mick]

Oh those crazy Japanese bikini slip and slide videos! – [Flabber]

Federica Fontana has a ridiculous body – [Attuworld]

For UK women, size definitely matters – [Spike]

15 classic dorm room pranks – [College OTR]

Keeley Hazell in Lingerie:  Enough Said – [Banned in Hollywood]

Fergie Looks good in a bikini – [Blog of Hilarity]

More USC Song Girls at the Rose Bowl – [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo for more of that…damn

I guess it’s never too late to learn your lesson.  I had no idea who Sylvie Meis was before reading about her in Cameltap.  Thanks Manny.  Hell he posted about her on December 24th.  Ah yes, I was busy winning money in the casino that day.  Well I’m glad I found her ass.

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

In this new day and age of technology and “moving parts” in media, I feel like we don’t get to appreciate a good old fashioned album cover anymore.  Think about it.  Much emphasis is placed on the “trailer” and commercials leading up to a release of movies, music, even video games.

But back in the 60′s, 70′s, 80′s and even into some of the 90′s I can remember a time when if you saw a really cool album cover, video game cover, even DVD cover, that you’d be way more drawn in to buying one of these things.

However, one may look the opposite route.  I can guarantee you that while the high comedy of these albums might make you grin, you’d certainly move past them when making your purchase selections.

Here are some pretty crappy album covers

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It doesn’t get any more vintage, amazing Mr. T than this video.  Honestly I just spent the last hour replaying this over and over.  OK I didn’t but the one time that I did watch it,  I nearly blew snot bubbles out of my nose from the laughter.

By the way, the little kid in the beginning was in that made for TV movie about the Jackson Five.