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Well now that I know Jesse Jane Twitters, it’s probably fine time that I give it a shot.  Actually I have.  I don’t really get twitter.  Isn’t it kind of like IM’ing the whole world?  I mean who’s reading all this crap?  Eh, apparently porn stars are.  Works for me.

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If you like what you see above then you’ll love this post.  If you don’t then I suggest you not click on the “continue reading ” link.   However, if you are interested in working out your eyes and brain for a little bit, this is probably the right 15 or so minutes to spend.

I’m a huge fan of optical illusions.  I find it amazing how certain pictures can make the mind play tricks on you.  I don’t really care to learn why a clearly still image appears to be moving.  However I definitely find it interesting.

So dig in, and check out these ten illusions that are sure to make you go “what the hell?”

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I mean I know it isn’t but come on.  Talk about interracial dating.  I just hope, no I pray that the person who filmed this didn’t use this for some kind of disgusting forum for people who get off on this stuff.

I mean wait, damn…that’s hot.  What?  Forget it.

Yesterday’s girl seemed kind of wholesome in a way.  I guess when you are doing beauty pageants all the time you kind of have to have an “innocence” about you.  Well today we move to Eva Laskari who is the essence of not even looking remotely innocent.

First of all I could barely find any pictures of her with her clothes on.  Second of all, photographers make her go out of her way to show those extended legs and torture you with the “almost but not quite” nipple appearance.

Oh wait, am I supposed to write something about her?  Um, she’s a Greek celebrity.  Yeah.  That’s it.

More Greeciness after the jump

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I say infamous like how they use it in Three Amigos.  In…Famous.  I have no idea what I just said.  Beaucaine, as if that name isn’t annoying enough to type and look at (because he’s white and makes really goofy faces) is some kind of thing.

I don’t really know what that thing is but obviously some fan of this site has a gripe with him because his profile was sent to me.  And rightfully so.

I hate to get all normal on all of us here but you know something?  He’s just a straight up loser.  Plus he’s Canadian.

Dude even if you are trying to be funny, it’s not.  Sorry guy, you’re a tool

There was a time when Michael Jackson looked real.  There was a time when he was bigger than life.  There was a time that the mere sight of this guy would send people (women and men mind you) into faint.  There was a time when the only way he could leave a concert was in a damned jet pack.

The man was that popular.  Now?  Unfortunately now I don’t think he’ll be remembered as that.  I doubt he’ll be remembered as perhaps the biggest musical performer ever.  He’s gonna go down as a fake looking dude who probably sleeps with children.

Don’t get me wrong.  It’s gross and I certainly think it’s about the worst thing any adult could do.  But it’s a shame that he’s so messed up because he really was a fantastic music star.

In that light, here are my buddy Matt’s top five Michael Jackson videos (with his commentary)

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OK Men.  We all know about it.  We all think about it, but we rarely talk about it.  Hell thinking about it just makes that area tingle doesn’t it?  It’s the one area on the male body that we really have a hard time joking about….well that is of course unless one of your buddies takes a serious shot there and he’s not seriously hurt.

Yes, that would be the groin area, or as most of us would say: Balls.  I remember my first major shot to the cajones.  It was playing tennis.  I was at net at 11 years of age.  One powerful forehand later and I was on the ground for a solid 5 minutes.

Now, if I’m tussling with my 6-year-old nephew and I get nudged there, I practically cry.  It’s a sensitive spot but like I said, pretty funny to watch as long as the guy is OK.

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My guys over at Holytaco completely nailed it with their article on the ten worst types of drunks.  I’ve seen articles that tried to encapsulate it but none have put the ever so common, “faking being a lesbian” for a few hours section.  Ladies, stop teasing us with these annoying kisses that get us aroused.  Seriously, unless you intend on doing something, stop.

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The Funbag

Cheerleading coaches have sex with players – [Busted Coverage]

Check out the world’s biggest rack – [Asylum]

Valerie Cormier’s boobs have got to be kidding me – [Gorilla Mask]

Good Lord Jennifer Ellison bikini shots – [The Grumpiest]

Remember the young and really hot Pamela Anderson? – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

The Amy Silverman stripper pole – [Atom]

Go Go Sexy Gadget Girls! – [HGOM]

10 Signs you’re getting desperate in this economy – [The Bachelor Guy]

It’s Fabio’s Time for Romance – [Manofest]

Rachel Stevens looking good in her promo pics – [DJ Mick]

Combing beer and bugs bunny is pretty funny – [Flabber]

Fergie hits the beach and looks damned good – [Attuworld]

The Douche Bag of the week – [Tastybooze]

The Thirty Sexiest Bollywood Actresses – [Gunaxin]

Which chick will score down in Australia’s Open? – [Cuzoogle]

When Girls Touch:  Booty Dancing – [College OTR]

Whose Boners? – [Cracked]

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Personally I’d like to thank the boys over at Holytaco for pointing out this Peruvian sex symbol.  I had never heard of her before.  And considering that 10 hours of my day consists of scanning to find hot chicks, that’s pretty impressive.  Way to go guys, I’m a loser.

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