I used to have a feature on this site called “Flickr Friday.”  It’s an experiment where I type in a particular term that I’m feeling that day and see what the results wind up being.  So for example I might type in the phrase “Toolbox” and I’ll find 15 images that I find amusing from typing that term.

Well, why can’t we do the same thing for women?  I’ve decided that for my first hot chick search term I will use the phrase “hometown hottie.”  No doubt I’ll mostly be getting Maxim Girl results but then again, is that such a bad thing?

I’ve tried to limit my results to women I didn’t really recognize but there were some women I couldn’t really resist.  Here are 20 amazingly hot girls as a result of typing “hometown hottie” into Google.

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There was a period for about three to five years where the Slam Dunk Contest took a serious turn for the worse.  It was around the time that Cedric Ceballos did that blindfolded crap.  Don’t get me wrong, the Dee Brown pumping up of his Reebok’s was funny but it was in that mid to late 90′s where the dunk contest was kind of becoming a joke.

The creativity was lacking and you just didn’t get the vibe that players were taking it seriously like Jordan and Dominique did (check out the description in Wikipedia).  But then all of a sudden guys like Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady, and Kobe Bryant (1997) come out of nowhere to bring the dunk contest back.

And now?  Now the new crop of guys have been outstanding.  From guys like Jason Richardson to Dwight Howard,  I’m now looking forward to the dunk contest again.

Here are 10 awesome slam dunk videos (not just from the dunk contest).

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Click on the photo for a dirtier Claudia

I have to say I like these pseudo innocent pictures of hot chicks.  Why?  Because then once you see them with sand all over their chest and mud stains, that…OK, I just completely lost my train of thought.  I mean that wasn’t even funny.  I literally looked up at the ceiling was staring for about a minute.  Carry on.

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The Wash

Daniela Cicarelli is awfully hot and awfully hateful of Youtube -[Bustedcoverage]

Danielle Harrington has a back tattoo I want to lick – [Holytaco]

Title of the Day:  The Dildo Burglar – [Totally Crap]

Kim Kardashian’s ass is pumping it – [The Grumpiest]

Virtual second life prostitutes are fulfilling fantasies – [Asylum]

Angela Jennings is certainly worthy of my alone time – [Nextround]

This is one chair ride you don’t want to miss – [Nuts]

Hey Colleen!  You’ve got a great ass! – [Flabber]

This is by far the best job in the world – [Attuworld]

Samia Smith is the babe of the day – [DJ Mick]

In case you didn’t know, Adriana Lima is out of your league – [Don Chavez]

Want to see videos of boobs in slow motion? – [Manofest]

12 Signs you need to go on a diet – [Banned in Hollywood]

Burger King only hires the best – [The Bachelor Guy]

This guy REALLY likes sandwiches – [Tastybooze]

I didn’t know they taught pole dancing at Florida – [Withleather]

David Hasselhoff gets his swerve on with a go-go dancer – [The Angry T]

Click on the photo for a funny French boob show

Are the French getting into my good graces with their television shows?  You’re damned right they are.  There’s zero question that putting some girl with her cleavage hanging out on this revolving whatever it is constitutes a winning formula.

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From Oakley’s Website

Getting the right fit is essential for comfort, protection, and even optical performance. You may have heard industry terms like “European Fit” and “Asian Fit”. If sunglasses tend to sit too low on your face or slide down your nose, touch at your temples or cheeks, or feel narrow at the sides of your head, try our Asian Fit. The tabs below show all the technology we put into making these frames fit with perfection.

Industry terms?  These are industry terms?  So if your eyes are a little slanted then the glasses can be adjusted.  Isn’t that what you’re really trying to say?  I mean are these five definitions going to come out soon as “industry” standard?

The Black Fit:  Blending in perfectly for when you steal a bike or get beat up by a cop

The Jewish Fit – We provide extra comfort for that shnoz of yours.  Good for Menorah lighting!

The Puerto Rican Fit - Can fit on families up to 40.

The Guido Fit – Yes we know you know Gotti’s son.  Congratulations

The Priest Fit – Little boys will never know you’re staring

I swear to God every time I see one of these videos I’m mesmerized.  Is it racist of me to say how much I just love the way they yell and talk?  I think it’s the actual Japanese language that’s giving me a chuckle.

Frankly I haven’t a clue what they’re saying and I don’t care.  Besides, as Seinfeld says,  “how could it be racist if you like the race?”  These guys just never run out of material, ever, and I love them for it.

Of all the women in porn I could have picked, why would I have gone with Audrey Bitoni?  Well, let’s examine.  Clearly I’m not putting up women in this industry often on here.  So why her?  I’ll tell you why.  Because I just felt like it damnet.  And with good reason.  There’s something about this Audrey.

Oh, could it be that she screams the hell out of every single scene she’s in?  Could it be that she’s busting out of every damned shirt she’ll ever wear?  Could it be that of all the pornstars out there that she actually looks like she enjoys what she does?  I mean she really knows how to take it and not only that, ask for seconds.

Trust me guys, you’ll appreciate her.  My only beef is that she isn’t more hardcore.  I’m about as depraved as they come in the porn department.

A better look at Audrey after the jump

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If you haven’t heard of 7 Figa, please visit his Myspace Profile for a giant barrel of laughs.  “Like Mel Gibson’s Bird on a Wire.”  Hells yeah n*gga!  Oh wait you’re white dude.  Yes!

Is this guy really trying to be a rapper?  Boy I hope I’m wrong and he’s the next Eminem and he has some kind of lyric along the lines of “like Nattyb Uncoached I was, to the fame and the dolla dolla billz cuz!”

Can I be a rapper?  No, I’m Jewish, smart, and realize that I’m not a shmuck.

Good luck though Figa!

On one hand, you could look at Gary Coleman and actually feel bad for the little guy.  Since Different Strokes one would think that the guy’s life has gone into total disarray.   However, on the other, you can’t say that he doesn’t deserve a lot of the ridicule that he gets.  And personally I don’t think any of it has to do with his height.

You don’t see Emmanuel Lewis going out there taking pictures with big breasted girls.  Sure he made his one appearance on one of those celebrity has been shows but come on.  That was about the only thing.

Oh who am I kidding.  I friggin love Gary Coleman.  He was absolutely awesome back in his day.  He truly was that cute little loveable character Arnold.  And I’ll never forget him.

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