Take your pick

Well Mr. Dave here says that “Daves do it Better.”  I say that when your lead two sentences in your toolbox profile are “KeEP eM oN sMaSh We AiNt GeT No0o SleEp!” and ” I  F*!kED YoUR M0M WiF fRiEZ” that perhaps this particular Dave doesn’t exactly do it better.

How does Dave do it?

1. With self taken cell phone pictures wearing a wife beater despite weighing 16 pounds.

2.  By posing with other guys wearing tight black wife beaters and sunglasses despite it being dark and indoors

3.  By just all around pissing me off making me wish I was born in another era.

Come on Davis!

I happen to think that Italian women are the elite women in the entire world when it comes to aesthetic beauty.   I also happen to be a brunette type of a guy but still, it’s not a bad argument.  I think it’s Italians and Latinas that kind of get my blood pumping the most.

But for the record there are millions of women of Italian heritage.  Hell I could add Aria Giovanni to this list.  I could add any American chick that even has a hint of bada bing.

However, no.  I’m talking real Italians who were born there, speak the languag,e and would certainly speak it to me in the sack.

Here are 15 of the hottest Italian women I know of.

Continue Reading »

It’s funny because if there was some kind of skateboarding competition on television I would never watch it.  And it’s not that I have anything against the sport.  In fact it’s the contrary.  Watching impressive skateboarding is actually a fun activity to do.

It’s just that I don’t consciously make the effort to do so.  But I guarantee you that in some way, you’ll enjoy the videos that I’ve found here.  There’s no doubt in my mind.

Here are 10 very fun to watch skateboarding videos

Continue Reading »

Click on the photo to see more auto chicks

Get ready folks.  In just one day the 2009 North American International Auto show kicks off in Detroit.  It’s the best of both worlds really.  Car enthusiasts who want to get a look at the newest and coolest car designs can fill that appetite.  On the other hand, perverts like me can watch chicks draped all over those cool designs.

For more girls draped on stuff check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

The Anatomy of a middle school fight – [Holytaco]

With a name like April Cheryse, she’s bound to look good – [Gorillamask]

Sex hormone drives beautiful women to be unfaithful – [Asylum]

Peta Todd is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

The American Idol Bikini Girl Video – [EJB]

By far the funniest picture I’ve seen all week – [Flisted]

More girls of the North American Auto show – [The Bachelor Guy]

Pornstar Audrey Bitoni on Myspace – [HGOM]

Hot Myspace Chick Halia – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

Probably not the greatest place to park your car – [Flabber]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is singing! – [Attuworld]

Britain’s Twenty Five Hottest Women – [Gunaxin]

The 10 Scrappiest old folks – [Maxim]

Another 15 Hilarious Church Signs – [Oddee]

WWE Divas are looking damned good in Flex Magazine – [The Beer Goggler]

Top five things that need to stop in movie theaters – [Filmbums]

Click on the photo for more of Donna

Don’t know Donna Feldman?  You should

One of the sexiest models in the business, 26-year-old model and aspiring actress Donna Feldman has been featured in the pages of loads of magazines, like FHM, Maxim UK and Stuff. On top of that, she’s appeared in music videos for artists like Justin Timberlake and Enrique Iglesias, and plays a supporting role in Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.

For more Zohan type girls check out Unocached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

I’ve seen pictures of crappy dorm rooms.  I’ve seen pictures of rooms that are seeped in dirt, pans all over the place, stacks of beer cans, cigarette piles that look like they’ve been worked on for weeks.  But I gotta say, concrete is definitely a new one for me.

Frankly I’m not quite sure what was happening to this room.  I’d like to think it was a complete mistake and the construction company got the wrong building.  Hopefully one of the cranes with a swooping 1000 lb ball was used as well.

However, lets not dwell on things that aren’t real.   Let’s just look at this room that was decimated by concrete.

Continue Reading »

You see this is how I do.  To entertain the lot of you I must really get down and dig deep.  I’ve gotta put it all on the line.  I have to search the depths of my soul to come up with search terms that will yield the best material I can find.

So what do I decide to type into Youtube this time?  Yeah, “bikini bong.”  And the first video that comes up?  I have no idea what this is.  I think it’s some random music video called “666MPH” by Bong Ra?  Who cares.  It rules.

Well in all honesty there’s not much to know about Daisa Hubert.  I stumbled across her at Holytaco and they didn’t have much info on her either.  There are a couple of certainties however.  First off, she’s Brazilian.  So that makes me certain that she’s done some kind of sexy dance in the last 24 hours.

Second, she’s only done a few photo shoots. So that means either she’ll climb up the ranks in porn or she may just fade out.  Here’s an idea.  Get in the middle of a naked shoot with the Feres twins.

Man my brain just never stops working.  Ah, yes, I dig her tattoo.

More of Hubert after the jump

Continue Reading »

I swear to God if I see one more of these hand gestures, signs, or whatever the hell you call them, I’m going to throw up.  Let us take Robbie Moscow for example.  He does two of them.

One is a semi-peace sign where only the thumb comes out.  The other is this stupid one where only the ring finger is concealed.  How about just saying “hello?”  Is that so difficult?  Ah yes and in one of the pictures below, the caption on it was “F*!k with the best.”

Yup, that crew is definitely tough.

Moscow?