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Hope everyone had a great weekend.  I was too busy staring at Sarah Stage to allow myself any kind of enjoyment.  Football was awesome because well…it’s sitting around watching football.  And the economy?  Well that’s just something I guess we’ll have to struggle with for a while. Barack, I’m counting on you buddy.

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The Madness

This is a phenomenal Craigslist Ad – [Holytaco]

You guys know how I love Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

The wonderful music of Mark Gormley – [Gorillamask]

Kate Moss is having one weird 35th birthday party – [Drunkenstepfather](NSFW Ads)

Gardening can act as “natural viagra” – [Asylum]

Probably why chubby girls shouldn’t dance on poles – [EJB]

The world’s worst firemen – [Nuts]

You guys know how I like hot Myspace Chicks – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

Sexy Flight attendants to get you on board – [The Bachelor Guy]

One of my favorite passed out chick pictures – [Flabber]

Sponge Bob Sick pants – [Attuworld]

Dasha Astafieva is a Ukranian Hottie – [DJ Mick]

Probably the funniest censorship I’ve ever seen – [Don Chavez]

20 amazing satellite views on earth – [Oddee]

Casey Carlson is am American Idol hottie – [Tastybooze]

Why Santa dished out adult toys this year – [Atom]

Kristin Marie is pretty dreamy – [HGOM]

As all of you know, as the Texas Longhorns and Colt McCoy keep getting headlines, so will Colt’s now famous girlfriend Rachel Glandorf.  Can I just say that Glandorf sounds way too much like something out of Harry Potter?

OK that wasn’t my question of the week.  The question is:  Can Glandorf please cash in on this and do Playboy?  I mean for once I want to see a college QB’s girlfriend who is making headlines just sell out a tad and take her top off.

I think it’s a totally legitimate request.  Come on Rachel, just take the money.

I say sports because when you see how hard these guys are running it’s tough to not call this a sport.  I say silly because well…this is a Japanese Game show.

I’m not going to lie, it’s getting hard coming up with new and interesting comments about the Japanese media.  So instead I’ll just say “why the hell can’t we come up with this stuff?”  Can’t we just hire the guys from Jackass to come up with like 15 show ideas?

I really don’t think it’s that hard.

She was born Adriana Sklenarikova and I’m glad I don’t have to spell that last name for the rest of my life.  She’s now a Karembau after marrying French soccer player Christian Karembeu.  Adriana is a Czech, Slavik model who seems to have her top off a lot.  So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

You may have also seen her as one of the first models for the European Wonderbra.  And while she may be smaller than some, the topless pictures I’ve seen of her are by no means disappointing.

Think Lacey Underall from Caddyshack.

More of her Underall’s after the jump

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If you thought it was just Minka Kelly think again.  You’d be surprised at how much talent is coming out of the show Friday Night Lights.  Not only is it a quality program but they’ve gotten it right in terms of knowing how to mix in the ladies to keep our eyes on the screen at all times.  Nicely done guys.

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The Wash

Former Bikini Model now working for NBA TV – [Bustedcoverage]

Internet Comments make great comic strips – [Holytaco]

Jessica Alba in Zinc Magazine – [Totally Crap]

Paris Hilton is being offensive! – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Simona Mihiela is certainly worthy of discussion – [Gorillamask]

The Tats of the Suicide Girls – [Asylum]

Sarah Mutch does her thing in UK Maxim – [Cameltap]

Isabella Stratigake in her undies for a UK mag – [Flisted]

George W. Bush’s top ten dumbest moments – [Spike]

Brenda Song will long you long time – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

Here’s one way to open a beer – [On205th]

55 Beers that will knock you flat on your ass – [Gunaxin]

100 Tantalizing pictures of Vida Guerra – [DJ Mick]

The funniest 2 seconds I’ve seen in at least a year – [Flabber]

The 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin – [Attuworld]

This is certainly a reason to like PETA – [Don Chavez]

5 Tips for scoring an online date – [The Bachelor Guy]

A bunch of hot girls with dirt all over them – [Saltymilk]

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So why haven’t I heard of this Anahi Gonzales before?  Are my skills diminishing?  I’m actually kind of disappointed in myself.  Eh, whatever.  At least she was pointed out to me and I can enjoy looking at her for 3 minutes before another hot girl appears on my browser.

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We’ve all had nightmares.  However, there is a big difference between childhood nightmares and adult nightmares.   As children I don’t think we’re exactly dreaming of our boss’s bad breath or that smelly guy in the office that’s just way too close to you.

As kids we dream of monsters, ghosts,  and fictional characters that might come out of the closet or under the bed to scare us.  But luckily mom and dad are there to tuck us in and ward off these creatures.

However, what if they weren’t?  Here are some pictures that I have to say are creepy has all hell.  If childhood nightmares become real….

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I mean we all kind of knew this was the case in 99% of entertainment periodicals.  However, just in case you were wondering or actually thought that the women (and men) you are looking at on a daily basis looked this good, think again.

Not only are the images photoshopped more often than not, there are hired staff who are literally waiting on these pictures the second they are developed to enhance, trim, lighten, darken, do whatever it takes to make the images more pleasing to the eye.

That’s why I’m so impressed when I just see a random hot chick walking down the street with barely any makep.  No photoshop guy to fix that up.

P.S. the guy in the video says that 99.9% of the pictures are re-touched.  Stunning.

Now the reality is that Carmen Ortega is a model that you may have seen on and off for many years now.  She does print, video, and who knows what other kinds of “services” she offers.

Currently Carmen is the president of South Beach Exotic Rentals.   The appearance of the website is as if the company focuses on renting high-end stuff like fancy cars, apartments, etc etc.  What I’m hoping is that it’s really a front for some kind of high priced Heidi Fleiss operation and that Carmen is the Madame.

If that’s not the case then I suppose I can go on looking at Carmen’s modeling shots but in all honesty it’d be a real disappointment if she didn’t end up on the news for servicing a Florida politician with the last name Bush.

More of Carmen after the jump

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