According to Eric’s Profile, there’s no need to worry about him because his accountant handles all that.  Phew!  Well I’m glad we got that settled.  Did we settle the part of pouted lips and weird signals to the camera?  No?

How about the part where he calls his car his baby?  No?  No settlements there?  OK how about the fact that he leans his face the same exact way in every single picture, including the solo shots in Santa Hats taken by his own cell phone.

I’m sure the accountant would have a field day with those.  Typical toolbox.  Just another day.

Santa!