Jan 27 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Hami Pimp 4 Life

There’s a part of me that wants to know what Hami Pimp 4 Life means, and then there’s that part of me that rejoices and says, “thank the good Lord I’m not this guy.” But let me take a stab at three possible definitions.
1. Dude that wears a headband and makes the hair spike out of it like some kind of mushroom cloud
2. Uses the words Pimp 4 Life and yet has a picture of himself kissing his mom on the same exact page as these words
3. Loves to wear pink
Hami Pimp!
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