I only have one question for you guys.  Is it even possible to like someone after they type in their profile the way I did in the title?  Is it?  Is it at all?  It just can’t be.

Then you couple that with this guy’s chunkiness and 100% desire to do anything and everything to be cool, and you have the recipe for one of the bigger toolboxes I’ve posted in a while.

I don’t even know this punk’s real name.  I don’t want to know.  I need to move on in my life.

Good God this guy sucks