Jan 26 2009
My New Favorite Phrase in the English Language: Party Cove
Most times when people think of crazy partying at a young age, it’s the Spring Break and Mardi Gras environments of the world. Well not the people at Partycove. If you leave near the Ozarks or hell near any damned place with a lake you can throw some kind of a cove party.
Now I’m not 100% sure what this business entails but it sure sounds like an awful lot of fun. Girls, boozing, wetness, and tons of lewd behavior. Sounds like my kind of a cove.
Don’t take my word for it. Check out the pictures of this brew ha ha.
This is by far one of the best places in the United States. Of course it’s not in the Northeast or anything like that. We get snow and loud New England fans. Yay for us! Gee I can’t wait to go to Niagra Falls. Not like I’d want to go to one of these…..ever.
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Party cove in the ozarks is one of the most polluted waterways in America. The people just trash it. There’s even a diving company who’s sole customer is the drunk who loses their property in the water.
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