Jan 23 2009
Please Don’t Let This Arouse You: 15 Pictures of Animals Kissing People

I would imagine most of you have seen the photo up above by now. And I would imagine plenty of thoughts run through your head. I know all I kept thinking was: “great parenting.” But it’s cute seeing animals get friendly with humans. It’s part of our nature to be playful and being playful with animals is funny.
Now if any of this is leading you to nearly join that “Barns of Fun” type website then please move on to the next article. By no means am I advocating having a lewd and crude time with animals folks. These are innocent and fun pictures of animals getting affectionate with humans.
P.S. It was pretty damned funny when I entered the phrase “Kissing a seal” and a bunch of Heidi Klum and her husband pictures started coming up. No joke.
Enjoy the pictures
By the way, Giraffes don’t mess around












*I just had to put the last two in there. The elmo one was adorable and the lesbians well…they’re just a couple of primates having fun no?
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