Jan 20 2009
My Picks for the Top 25 Hottest Maxim Hometown Hotties of 2003
If you think this was an easy list to make, think again. I take my hot chick picking ability extraordinarily seriously and when you go through an entire year’s worth of girls on one website there are really only two conclusions one can come up with. The first is that I need some serious psychiatric help. Check on that one. I have therapy this Thursday.
The second conclusion is that I by far have the best taste in women on the planet. I couldn’t find anything online pre 2003 so you asswipes will have to deal with that. Did Maxim have hometown hotties pre 2003? Who knows but I’ll be making lists for each year up until 2008. You guys love me.
I checked over 500 chicks to make this list. I’m exhausted and well out of “fluids.”
Kaitlyn from Santa Monica
Karen from Merrick, Long Island
Monica from Las Vegas
Marisa From Hamden, CT
Sheri from Allen Park, MI
Shendelle from Alta Loma, CA
Laura from Chicago, IL
Shannon from Eureka, Mississippi
Celeste from Irvine, CA
Alison from Wilmington, Delaware
Lindsey from Wichita, Kansas
Joanne from New York, New York
Kathleen from San Clemente, California
Caryn from Manhattan Beach, California
Sharry from Santa Clarita, California
Madelyn from Covina, California
Mariah from Los Angeles, California
Holly from Raleigh, North Carolina
Diana From Granada Hills, California
Heidi from Wichita, Kansas
Kellie from Tampa, Florida
Heather from Lakeville, Minnesota
Roxanne from Oceanside, California
Shannon from Garland, Texas
Tonya from Little Rock, Arkansas
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