Jan 19 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Spike Quotes a 60′s Song!

Spike’s Myspace Profile first line is this: “Cuz I’m the Wanderer, Yeahh the Wanderer.” Now, as reasonably cultured person I know that this line is a lyric from the classic song “The Wanderer” performed by Dion in 1961.
Now if I were to give Spike the benefit of the doubt here, I’d give him credit for quoting a classic tune. But given the grease in his hair and wife beater obsession, I’m willing to bet that lyric was in some lame club beat mix he got from one of his “crew.”
Dude, just take that crap out of your hair. It’s not hard to do.
Spikey!
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