Jan 16 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Carmen Ortega is an Exotic Renter

Published by Natty at 9:00 am under She's Uncoachable

Carmen Ortega

Now the reality is that Carmen Ortega is a model that you may have seen on and off for many years now.  She does print, video, and who knows what other kinds of “services” she offers.

Currently Carmen is the president of South Beach Exotic Rentals.   The appearance of the website is as if the company focuses on renting high-end stuff like fancy cars, apartments, etc etc.  What I’m hoping is that it’s really a front for some kind of high priced Heidi Fleiss operation and that Carmen is the Madame.

If that’s not the case then I suppose I can go on looking at Carmen’s modeling shots but in all honesty it’d be a real disappointment if she didn’t end up on the news for servicing a Florida politician with the last name Bush.

More of Carmen after the jump

I won’t lie, she’s a little dudish, but the body is incredible

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  2. […] photos! Some people are even claiming that Carmen has a sex tape, but we cannot verify. She does seem naughty in her pics though, so it is […]

  3. […] photos! Some people are even claiming that Carmen has a sex tape, but we cannot verify. She does seem naughty in her pics though, so it is […]

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