If you haven’t heard of 7 Figa, please visit his Myspace Profile for a giant barrel of laughs.  “Like Mel Gibson’s Bird on a Wire.”  Hells yeah n*gga!  Oh wait you’re white dude.  Yes!

Is this guy really trying to be a rapper?  Boy I hope I’m wrong and he’s the next Eminem and he has some kind of lyric along the lines of “like Nattyb Uncoached I was, to the fame and the dolla dolla billz cuz!”

Can I be a rapper?  No, I’m Jewish, smart, and realize that I’m not a shmuck.

Good luck though Figa!