Jan 13 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Has Anyone Heard of Canadian White Rapper 7 Figa?
If you haven’t heard of 7 Figa, please visit his Myspace Profile for a giant barrel of laughs. “Like Mel Gibson’s Bird on a Wire.” Hells yeah n*gga! Oh wait you’re white dude. Yes!
Is this guy really trying to be a rapper? Boy I hope I’m wrong and he’s the next Eminem and he has some kind of lyric along the lines of “like Nattyb Uncoached I was, to the fame and the dolla dolla billz cuz!”
Can I be a rapper? No, I’m Jewish, smart, and realize that I’m not a shmuck.
Good luck though Figa!
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