Jan 12 2009
Ladies and gentlemen I’d like to introduce a new segment to the site called “Uncoached News.” If I see something in the news and I find it interesting I’ll put it up here. That is all. Could be one a day, two, three. Who knows. But you’re getting more out of me and I know you love it.
So anyway, the Golden Globes were last night, and while I’m 100% opposed to this kind of crap (a la the Oscars just being this ridiculous excuse for the elite of Hollywood to say how great they are), at least the Golden Globes celebrates television as well.
But when are people going to start mentioning Mickey Rourke’s face? Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for the guy winning Best Actor Award for his role in The Wrestler but come on. The hair, teeth, lips. I don’t mean to be mean here but he kind of looks like a burn victim.
It’d be one thing if he was actually burned but this is all plastic surgery. Kind if reminds me of an alligator boot with some extensions. OK, that’s all.
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