Jan 04 2009
I’m sure most women know of this game.Â You take three people as ask the following questions:Â Who would you do?Â Who would you dump?Â And who would you marry?
Given that these three chicks pretty much look exactly alike, it’s a solid game.
Who Would I do? – Winona Ryder.Â You know this girl has some kind of sordid, twisted sexual life.Â It’s just my guess given that she was all dark and creepy in Beetlejuice.Â That and the whole Johnny Depp thing.
Who would I dump? – Keira Knightley.Â It’s not even close.Â She’s just too skinny and seems snobby.
Who would I marry?Â No doubt Ms. Portman.Â She’s beautiful, she’s Jewish and she’s tiny.Â I like it.
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