Jan 02 2009

20 Of My Favorite Myspace Girls You Probably Don’t Know About

Published by at 5:20 am under Hot Chicks

Myspace Girl

As I stated in a previous post, I used to own a website dedicated to finding hot unknown talent on Myspace.  Granted many of these hotties left a bit to be desired in the personality department, they were still incredibly hot nonetheless.

I happen to like the Myspace model.  “We don’t give a rats ass what you do on here, just get up a profile and add to our growing list of members.”  Seems to work for me, and I have a feeling that revenue wise, they will more than likely beat out Facebook in the long run.

And as you all know, Myspace is a garden for unknown talent.  So here are 20 chicks I had stumbled across through my years that you may not have heard of, but who you should know.

*There are a ton of women whose ID’s don’t work anymore which really sucks.  Don’t worry, these ladies are still alive and kicking on Myspace.

Wendy Combattente

Myspace Girl

Wendy is known for her two best friends.  Exhibits A and B.  Other than that, you’ll have to find out for yourself.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Patty Z

Myspace Girl

Patty’s on the right

Let us face it.  This chick is over 40 years old and she’s Latina.  That and she clearly still parties on the Vegas scene.  In real life it’s kind of lame but in my world it’s pretty fantastic.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Some Girl Liz

Myspace Girl

I don’t know her age, I don’t know her interests.  I just know this picture is absolutely amazing.  And she lives on Long Island!  Myspace toolboxes are headed straight her way.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Chera

Myspace Girl

Chera is another vixen from Las Vegas just trying to make her way.   Just sign with Uncoached XXX, I’ll give you your break sweety.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Laura Leigh

Myspace Girl

Laura’s actually getting pretty famous these days but when I came across her she was a spec of dust.  Now?  Now I’d give my left ball to caress her cheek.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Queen Esther

Myspace Girl

This chick just has bad girl written all over her.  She would seriously take you for a ride.  Wow.

Link to her Myspace Profile

The Sexy Senorita

Myspace Girl

All I know is that this chick has a major attitude.  You can tell by her pictures and description.  But man you can tell me that a session from behind wouldn’t cure all that.  Boy does she look bitchy…I love it.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Some random girl Shannon

Myspace Girl

I want to marry this girl.  Thanks.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Natalie AKA Princess Bitch

Myspace Girl

With a name like that you know you’re in for a wild ride.  I’d definitely let her bitch slap me.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Darlene Garcia AKA DJ Astrea

Myspace Girl

Yup, she’s a real DJ.  That and she has a vagina so I’m all in.

Link to her Myspace Profile

The Pirate Hooker Baby

Myspace Girl

The name says it all.  And if you can get into that profile you will be rewarded with wonderful pictures.  If not here are a few.  There’s just something highly dirty about her, and I like it…a lot.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Natalie Marie

Myspace Girl

She’s easily one of my favorites.  And she’s probably the hottest girl in all of Cleveland.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Club Girl Ania

Myspace Girl

I can’t believe where these chicks come from.  I don’t know, anywhere?

Link to her Myspace Profile

Erika Medina

Myspace Girl

She might be one of the hottest chicks I’ve ever seen.  Good Lord.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Sara Lime

Myspace Girl

Yes, it’s because of her boobs.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Amy Lynn

Myspace Girl

Her name sounds like it’d be famous right?  Nope.  She’s just a dirty girl from Massachusetts.  Works for me.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Bahara

Myspace Girl

I don’t remember if she won or not, but she deserved to be a Maxim hometown hottie.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Nicole AKA The Girl Who Banged DJ Strawberry

Myspace Girl

If memory serves, she had some tremendous cans.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Cherie Carlson

Myspace Girl

Cherie is kind of getting known on Spike TV.  However, chances are you don’t know her.  And you should.

Link to her Myspace Profile

Brenda Lynn Acevedo

Myspace Girl

How she’s not completely famous by now is a mystery to me.

Link to her Mysapce Profile






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  6. chuckon 09 Jan 2009 at 10:26 pm

    SaraLime is hands hand on another level than these girls! She is my favorite. Great T&A. Her website sweetsaralime has more photos

  7. Philon 10 Jan 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Brenda Lynn is my fave…got to meet her this year…yeah that made my year…

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