Jan 02 2009
As I stated in a previous post, I used to own a website dedicated to finding hot unknown talent on Myspace.Â Granted many of these hotties left a bit to be desired in the personality department, they were still incredibly hot nonetheless.
I happen to like the Myspace model.Â “We don’t give a rats ass what you do on here, just get up a profile and add to our growing list of members.”Â Seems to work for me, and I have a feeling that revenue wise, they will more than likely beat out Facebook in the long run.
And as you all know, Myspace is a garden for unknown talent.Â So here are 20 chicks I had stumbled across through my years that you may not have heard of, but who you should know.
*There are a ton of women whose ID’s don’t work anymore which really sucks.Â Don’t worry, these ladies are still alive and kicking on Myspace.
Wendy is known for her two best friends.Â Exhibits A and B.Â Other than that, you’ll have to find out for yourself.
Patty’s on the right
Let us face it.Â This chick is over 40 years old and she’s Latina.Â That and she clearly still parties on the Vegas scene.Â In real life it’s kind of lame but in my world it’s pretty fantastic.
Some Girl Liz
I don’t know her age, I don’t know her interests.Â I just know this picture is absolutely amazing.Â And she lives on Long Island!Â Myspace toolboxes are headed straight her way.
Chera is another vixen from Las Vegas just trying to make her way. Â Just sign with Uncoached XXX, I’ll give you your break sweety.
Laura’s actually getting pretty famous these days but when I came across her she was a spec of dust.Â Now?Â Now I’d give my left ball to caress her cheek.
This chick just has bad girl written all over her.Â She would seriously take you for a ride.Â Wow.
The Sexy Senorita
All I know is that this chick has a major attitude.Â You can tell by her pictures and description.Â But man you can tell me that a session from behind wouldn’t cure all that.Â Boy does she look bitchy…I love it.
Some random girl Shannon
I want to marry this girl.Â Thanks.
Natalie AKA Princess Bitch
With a name like that you know you’re in for a wild ride.Â I’d definitely let her bitch slap me.
Darlene Garcia AKA DJ Astrea
Yup, she’s a real DJ.Â That and she has a vagina so I’m all in.
The Pirate Hooker Baby
The name says it all.Â And if you can get into that profile you will be rewarded with wonderful pictures.Â If not here are a few.Â There’s just something highly dirty about her, and I like it…a lot.
She’s easily one of my favorites.Â And she’s probably the hottest girl in all of Cleveland.
Club Girl Ania
I can’t believe where these chicks come from.Â I don’t know, anywhere?
She might be one of the hottest chicks I’ve ever seen.Â Good Lord.
Yes, it’s because of her boobs.
Her name sounds like it’d be famous right?Â Nope.Â She’s just a dirty girl from Massachusetts.Â Works for me.
I don’t remember if she won or not, but she deserved to be a Maxim hometown hottie.
Nicole AKA The Girl Who Banged DJ Strawberry
If memory serves, she had some tremendous cans.
Cherie is kind of getting known on Spike TV.Â However, chances are you don’t know her.Â And you should.
Brenda Lynn Acevedo
How she’s not completely famous by now is a mystery to me.
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