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Jan 31 2009

Sexy Saturday: English Model and Reality Star Sophie Anderton

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Sophie Anderton

OK this might be my new favorite woman on the entire planet.  Talk about baggage.  Wow. Where do I start with Sophie Anderton?  She’s English. She became a model at 16.  She was eventually earning around 50K in U.S. dollars a week that lead to serious cocaine addiction and in 2006 she was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

In 2004 she admitted to having sex for 5000 pounds arranged by a brothel in the UK.  In 2007, British tabloid newspaper News Of The World and Mazher Mahmood conducted an entrapment operation, in which Anderton both took and offered cocaine and offered to have sex with Mahmood for £10,000.

And then there’s this:

Matt Graham, a previous boyfriend, told the press: “I was trapped in a nightmare relationship with the girl. It was simply two years of hell. The sex was amazing, really steamy, some of the best I’ve ever had. But it wasn’t worth having to put up with all her emotional baggage.”

Best. Girl. Ever.  More pics after the jump

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Jan 31 2009

The Weekend Wash: The Body Shot Babe Bonanza, Really Strange Dudes, and Mary Cary

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Click on the photo for more Body Shot babes

Well, the weekend is here.  People are gearing up to either head down to the Superbowl or prepare their little parties.  I for one am attending a husband and wife party where I’ll know pretty much no one there.  It’s the first year I’m doing this and the first year that my penis has officially been chopped off.  Yay!  But I love body shot chicks.

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The Wash 

The most disturbing pictures of guys I’ve seen in a long time – [I Am Bored]

Mary Cary takes her boobs for a walk – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Danielle Lloyd gets revenge on ex by sleeping with more dudes – [Attuworld]

A tribute to hot chicks covered in stuff – [Holytaco]

Check out Jenn Sterger and logo across her huge implants – [Bustedcoverage]

Another edition of Hotties in the Wild! – [Doubleviking]

Now this is a woman with a very big mouth – [Totally Crap]

Another edition of viral videos of the year – [Nuts]

Who is the sexiest sportscaster of 2009? – [Asylum]

The Hooker in the bikini is Shauna Sand – [Celebrity Odor]

Why Ashley Scott is the best dresser ever – [On205th]

Watch the Superbowl with a Playmate for only 1.5K! – [Nextround]

Kim Kardashian’s cleavage shines at Superbowl party – [Flisted]

More hot reporters that I didn’t know about – [Flabber]

Girlfriend vs. The Superbowl – [Atom]

The 10 Hottest “Lost” Babes of all time – [Manofest]

Attention to the girls that broke up with us – [Collegehumor]

Wake Up (with a hard on) to Aida Yespica – [Saltymilk]

The best Snack Food Stadium ever built – [The Bachelor Guy]

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Jan 30 2009

Steelers Girls Lead the PM Portfolio

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Click on the photo for more Steelers girls

In the spirit of the Superbowl the gentlemen over at COED Magazine decided to put together a nice compilation of Steelers girls.  I now challenge you fellas to do the same with Cardinals girls.  That or just a timeline of hairstyles for Kurt Warner’s wife.

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

Nilanti KK Laura Julia Priya Nell Shauna Joanna

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Jan 30 2009

15 Randomly Amazing Pictures to Round out the Week

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Random Pictures

I gotta be honest I’m not sure why I didn’t start this segment earlier.  I kind of used to if you think about it.  My Flickr Friday stuff has kind of gone into the cellar.  I promise to resurrect it one of these days.  In the meantime though, I decided it was time to search around the internet for pictures that are simply amazing.

There’s absolutely no rhyme or reason to any of these.  They all just rule.  For the life of me I can’t figure out why a guy would be dressed like Elvis only in speedos and be feeding a horse.

This is what I do here on Uncoached.  Post Fat Elvis feeding horses pictures.


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Jan 30 2009

Stand Up Time: Louise C.K., The Dishwasher

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Oddly enough Mr. C.K. has gotten a divorce.  It’s funny to hear his standup prior to him now being single.  It’s pretty damned evident in his routines how much his wife annoyed the crap out of him.

I mean I have the same issues and I think most men do but still, it’s entertaining to hear them from Louis.

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Jan 30 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Alabama Cheerleader Elena DiBenedetto

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Elena DiBenedetto

Elena’s in the middle

Just the other day I made a post on how much I enjoy the cheerleaders of Alabama.  Well there’s one cheerleader I happen to enjoy the most:  Elena DiBenedetto.  I have to say I’m pretty shocked that she hasn’t yet been featured in Sports Illustrated’s Cheerleader of the week column yet.

Well I’ll do my best guys.  There are two distinctive things about Elena that I noticed.  The first is that I think she might be the most photogenic person in the entire world.  She didn’t look bad in one picture I saw of her.  And we’re talking around 700 photos here (no worries Elena, I’m not a crazy person, I saw you on Facebook).

Two.  Of all those pictures, not a single one in a bathing suit?  Impressive.  Elena’s an advertising major and loves the movie Titanic.  If you’re out there Elena, let’s do an interview.

More of DiBenedentoes after the jump

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Jan 30 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Jamie Needs him a Badd Chick

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Yes because spelling “Bad” with an extra D sure sounds like an amazing plan to find you one of those badd chicks right Jamie?  I don’t know, for some reason I think we should be calling this guy High May instead of Jamie doesn’t it?

Oh sure, I’m a racist right?  No.  I just think it’s amusing so relax people.

The picture of him making a muscle might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a week.


Jamie Jamie Jamie Jamie

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Jan 30 2009

A Look at Some of My Favorite “Price is Right” Girls

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It’s an amazing show.  It’s always been an amazing show:  The Price is Right.  Such a simple concept.  So many prizes.  So little time.  So many obstacles!  Oh what do I do?  How much should I bet?  Where’s the Plinko for Christ’s sake????

Seriously though, this gameshow rules and nothing rules harder than trying to figure out how many of the hotties of the show were attempted molestation victims of Bob Barker.  This guy is the absolute champ in my book.  OK maybe he’s just a dirty old man but he still kicked Happy Gilmore’s ass.

From the classic Dian Parkinson to the ladies of today, here’s a look at some of my favorite Price is Right Girls.

P.S. Let’s just forget Drew Carey is the host shall we?  Thanks.

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Jan 30 2009

I’d Say At the Least, These 10 Logos Were a Mistake

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So you start a business and you’re completely excited about running the show.  You’ve got all your materials and a perfect plan for growth in place.  You even have an awesome and catchy name.  But what are you missing?  You’re missing that logo that ties it all together.

So how can that logo encompass your company mission.  How, with your logo, can you communicate to your audience who you are and what you stand for?   Microsoft has theirs.  Google has theirs.  All of the big companies in the world have pretty solid logos that stamp out who they are.

But I can tell you for certainty that these 10 companies certainly got it wrong.

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Jan 30 2009

Friday’s Funbag: Danielle Lloyd is Very Busy, Montage of Prank Girls, and Dolphins Cheerleaders Racing

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Click on the photo for more racy shots of Danielle

Must be nice to make a living off of being hot. And it’s even funnier that Danielle Lloyd always seems to get about as close to being naked as you can, yet you never really see her holiest of holies.  Yes, she posed nude, but it was a while ago.  What’s the deal these days?  I mean you got the implants, show em off.

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The Funbag

A great Montage of Cute girls getting pranked – [Holytaco]

Dolphins Cheerleaders go from bikini modeling to amazing racing – [Bustedcoverage]

Mad libs…for men – [Collegehumor]

The 15 Worst Construction mistakes – [Oddee]

Laetitia Casta worthy of being a Super Mega Female – [Manofest]

She just has one name, but many desirable parts – [Gorillamask]

PG Porn’s Adult Star Interviews – [Spike]

Check out some of the best photos of the year – [Nuts]

Paris Hilton and the most wasted 2 minute ever – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Her morning elegance – [Flabber]

Cool pictures of abandoned Churches – [Attuworld]

A lesson on how to make fake poop…just in case – [Afrojacks]

Drunk chick gets stuck in the mud – [EJB]

Your virtual 3D girlfriend is here – [The Bachelor Guy]

Check out the latest Zombie Oprah video – [Atom]

the Ultimate Hilarity post – [Gibbs 12]

I think Jessica Burciaga looks better in clothes – [On205th]

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