Dec 30 2008

15 Dudes With Whom I’d Love Nothing More Than to Beat Up

You’ve seen them.  I’ve seen them.  They walk around the streets every single day of our lives.  It’s just guys you know that the second you see them you just want to beat the living crap out of them.  And you know something?  It’s not like you even know the guy.  Hell he could be the nicest guy on the block.

But let me just refute that right there for all the naysayers.  First impressions.  Don’t first impressions count for anything?  Well if my first impression of a guy is him wearing 6 earrings, enough grease in his hair to lube a Ferrari, and shirts that are far worse than anything Don Ho would wear, then well…I think I have a right to judge.

And judge I shall.  Here are 15 dude with whom I’d love nothing more than to beat up.

In other words, this is a dedication to the Myspace Toolbox.  I’m already pissed as it is, but I’ll try and put commentary in.

Nazzy Douche.

Worst couple of all time.  But I like the high school picture in the background.

This picture makes me ashamed to be Jewish.

No comment.

I think I could drop this guy by peeing on him.

Chicks love to hang out with gay guys.

Yeah yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Wow, a tongue ring.  Really?  Amazing.

I know I’m scared this guy’s gonna take my woman.  Especially with those trimmed eyebrows.

Alright, how can I argue with the man of the year!

If he died today I wouldn’t care at all.

I think eventually this guy is gonna beat himself up.

He and Joey Lawrence have to be best friends.

Wow.

I’ve already put this picture up 3 times on this site and this won’t be the last.

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16 responses so far

16 Responses to “15 Dudes With Whom I’d Love Nothing More Than to Beat Up”

1. # daveon 30 Dec 2008 at 6:08 am

   We used to call them douchebags!

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4. # MoonDogon 30 Dec 2008 at 9:42 am

   Can I help you beat them up?

5. # perryon 30 Dec 2008 at 11:37 am

   i fucking hate these people.

6. # Daveon 30 Dec 2008 at 11:40 am

   Awww, aren’t they cute? All puckered up and ready for my cock. Let me beat them up–one slap across the jibs and they’ll all be in neck braces for three months. What a bunch of fucking douchenozzles.

7. # Matton 30 Dec 2008 at 12:27 pm

   the word for this is douchebaggery.

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10. # barton 30 Dec 2008 at 2:48 pm

    hehe i think we are getting them all over the globe, loverboys

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15. # Rodneyon 02 Jan 2009 at 10:35 am

    in holland we call then dutch bags

16. # matton 07 Jun 2009 at 11:00 pm

    so is this douchbaggery centered soley in new jersey??

    if walgreens stopped carrying that spray on bronzer crap and hair gel would all of these tools curl up and die?

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