Dec 30 2008
You’ve seen them.Â I’ve seen them.Â They walk around the streets every single day of our lives.Â It’s just guys you know that the second you see them you just want to beat the living crap out of them.Â And you know something?Â It’s not like you even know the guy.Â Hell he could be the nicest guy on the block.
But let me just refute that right there for all the naysayers.Â First impressions.Â Don’t first impressions count for anything?Â Well if my first impression of a guy is him wearing 6 earrings, enough grease in his hair to lube a Ferrari, and shirts that are far worse than anything Don Ho would wear, then well…I think I have a right to judge.
And judge I shall.Â Here are 15 dude with whom I’d love nothing more than to beat up.
In other words, this is a dedication to the Myspace Toolbox.Â I’m already pissed as it is, but I’ll try and put commentary in.
Worst couple of all time.Â But I like the high school picture in the background.
This picture makes me ashamed to be Jewish.
I think I could drop this guy by peeing on him.
Chicks love to hang out with gay guys.
Yeah yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Wow, a tongue ring.Â Really?Â Amazing.
I know I’m scared this guy’s gonna take my woman.Â Especially with those trimmed eyebrows.
Alright, how can I argue with the man of the year!
If he died today I wouldn’t care at all.
I think eventually this guy is gonna beat himself up.
He and Joey Lawrence have to be best friends.
I’ve already put this picture up 3 times on this site and this won’t be the last.
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