You see how I put the word “Eva” in there?  Yeah I’m hip with these kids.  Especially with Lucas Ice here.  I’m sure I could be down with his crew.  You know that group of pansies from Brookville.

That’s right, Brookville.  I used to deliver Pizza there for Christ’s sake.  There’s no such thing as “hardness” in Brookville.  Come on!

Lucas, you gotta eat some pork buddy!

If you can tell me how this picture isn’t gay then I give you a lot of credit.

I’m sure Gotti would approve of that shirt.

Alright this kid is scary looking.

Yup, I’m sure that’s real.